My thoughts on…the Condometric
November 30th 2008 -
Hey guys, here’s an interesting spin on the condom. The Condometric is a condom with measurements on it, so you guys can finally back up that big talk you give your potential conquests, or brag to your buddies how deep you got into that supermodel before she realized she wasn’t that desperate. It can also be used to measure phallic fruit. They come in different flavours (lime, cherry, banana and prophylactic rubber) and in packs of 3, 6 and 12 . Its measurements come in inches and centimetres. Obviously most men will buy the one measured in inches, as that’s the standard measurement for willies.
I wonder who will buy these though. The confident male probably won’t need one. He’ll just buy it to emphasize the obvious. As for the little man (*snicker*), I think he’ll pass, unless they make a special “false” edition. This is also a double-edged sword (*giggle*) as women can use it against men. They can ask you put it on, and if you refuse, well, you know how women tend to gossip. If you do and you fail to meet her standards, I hope your ego can withstand all the pointing and giggling. Your Johnson would have to really be lacking, ’cause once you get to strapping on your boots, it’s pretty much a guaranteed lay. They go all the way up to 25 cm (roughly 9.8 inches). Why not longer? Oh right. The online store is based in Madrid, and they wouldn’t want European men feeling inadequate now would they? Ba-zing!
P.S. Oh, and speaking of measurements, this is my 500th post! Heck of a way to end the month of my 3rd blogoversary!
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Jaypee Says:
November 30th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Haha..I’m guessing the person who invented this was a woman. Don’t you think? I don’t see a guy inventing this, unless he himself was “gifted”.
Congratulations on your 500th blog post. I just recently passed that mark about a month ago.
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Mik Says:
December 1st, 2008 at 2:20 am
Wow, not enough that some men obsess over their size but now they can use a condom that measures! Now they can worry even more because they don’t feel they measure up
Jamaipanese Says:
December 1st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I’d tryout one of these
congrats on your 500th as well!
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GC Says:
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
brilliant
*rolls eyes*
crankyputz Says:
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Happy Aniversary, Happy Anniversary…
Interesting, Im going to be on a look out for this..
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Pastilan Says:
December 4th, 2008 at 12:20 am
What if they also make a condom that can measure how long you can, uh, hold on.
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Angelika Says:
December 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Look for your High Five from me HERE!
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kami Says:
December 4th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Congrats on your 500th post
What next..you poor men:)
Ricardo Says:
December 5th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Happy 500th!! That commands a king size condom.
courtney Says:
December 11th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
lmao! wow…
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