My thoughts on…J-Lo’s Olympic envy

August 19th 2008 -


jlo_attention_whore.jpgEight-time gold-medal winner Michael Phelps is easily the pride of U.S. Olympic team. All Americans are proud of him - except one. Jennifer Lopez. She can’t understand why the media’s so caught up with his achievement, not so much as mentioning his name. She just referred to him as “the swimmer”. Disrespectful much? She says that she’s the real athlete. Why? Because she’s training for the Malibu Triathalon to raise money for a children’s hospital, and doing so six months after giving birth, something that she never fails to emphasize.

Well IOC, you’ve obviously made a serious oversight. This woman should just be given a gold medal! And its obvious that she isn’t doing this for truly charitable reasons, as she would be promoting the event instead of herself. I can’t believe the nerve of this woman. The media suckles at Hollywood’s teat 24/7, never failing to publicize even the most insignificant detail about the lives of celebrities. I don’t give a damn who broke up with whom. Why would I waste any time speculating about a celebrity’s baby bump? And if I hear another stupid Hollywood supercouple name fusion, I’m going to strangle the next paparazzi I see.

Yet this one time, once every four years, the media focuses on something that really matters - the world’s best athletes competing on the world’s greatest stage, for the glory of self and country, and in doing so, uniting the world. But no, these divas want the spotlight to be on them constantly so they can feed their already oversized egos. Get a life J-Lo! Phelps deserves his time in the spotlight too. He worked hard for what he’s accomplished, and what he has achieved far outshines anything you have or will achieve. And the strange thing about it is that he’s humble, a rare trait among American Olympians. You could learn something from him. And you dare call yourself an “athlete?” You wouldn’t last a minute in the Olympics. Your ass would weigh you down too much anyway.

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10 Responses on “My thoughts on…J-Lo’s Olympic envy”


  1. jdid Says:

    ya dun kno she was never too smart


  2. Ruthibelle Says:

    Dude, that’s just cold… and what’s ur issue with ladies with great ASSets? But i get yah… little missy throwing a hissy fit cuz nobody’s lookin at her.. ain’t that funny.

    But funnier still is the fact that you’re giving her the privilege of a whole post in your blog… LMAO… oh sweet irony.


  3. bobby Says:

    AMEN!!!!! Bolt is the new talk a the town and boi are they talking 200m record updated to bolt.08

    bobbys last blog post..LOVE IS IN THE AIR


  4. Ruthibelle Says:

    In truth, Bobby, I like the sounda that: updated to Bolt.08… sweet!!

    Ruthibelles last blog post..Double Goooold!!


  5. kami Says:

    phelps was overkill but enuff jlo

    kamis last blog post..Lawsuit for UWI


  6. Stunner Says:

    Of course Jenifer is an athlete, look how many man shi run through!

    Stunners last blog post.."Bolt"s of Lightning Strikes China Again!


  7. taylor2nd Says:

    That was mean stunner. leave jlo and her ass alone (they are 2 different people).

    taylor2nds last blog post..Miss Jamaica 2008.. My opinion


  8. Ricardo Says:

    I hope she was sayinbg that as a joke.

    What about Bolt? You must be proud of what he’s done.

    Ricardos last blog post..What’s All This!!?!?


  9. crankyputz Says:

    your too funny


  10. MissJay Says:

    She’s just salty cuz after she gave birth no one cares about her at the moment.

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