My thoughts on…computer generated girls
July 31st 2008 -
Jamaipanese posted about this a few days back, and I just had to take this on as a blog post! I mean I practically jumped on it! (pun intended) Computer generated girls are being worked on by those lonely, sex-deprived graduates of the Tokyo University. Their prototype “Alice,” introduced at the Wireless Japan Expo 2008 is able to respond to interaction and coded cubes. You can give her gifts as well. Oh yeah, and you can UNDRESS her. And she’s dressed in a pretty little French maid’s uniform. Yup. No sexual connotation there. Wow. I’ve known of invention for the sake of necessity, but never invention for the sake of desperation. I guess their right hands couldn’t satisfy them anymore.
This is all amazing technology, but we all know the first application this will be used for. Oh yeah. Satisfying the fantasies of fanboys and assorted geeks everywhere. Saw how many people lined up for an iPhone? Imagine how many would line up for an iPhondle? There would be a mob rush for those things. Every guy would want a Wonder Woman, a Chung Li, Dark Magician Girl, and yes, a few would like all the Love Hina girls. Good luck buddy. I remember a recent sci-fi movie (Minority Report I think) where a guy was getting it on with some CG chick in a sort of virtual eroticism store. That’s what the future would be like if these things reach their full potential.
But me, I’m not really into that sort of stuff. Fantasizing about fictional characters? Please. But if I had to, my pick would be little (or not so little) Miss Mai Shiranui of King of Fighters fame. She and Tsunade were tied, but she beat her on the age factor. What? Stop thinking like that. It’s not like I pre-planned this list or anything. And why stick to fictional characters? Why not create computer generated celebrities? But I’m betting that the typical celebrity wouldn’t like their image dragged through the mud by such creations. They’d prefer to do it themselves with their sex tapes. Japan’s best and brightest, hurry! Pleading for the fanboys of course, as a lot of them are waiting on this. Pervs.
jdid Says:
August 1st, 2008 at 8:44 am
on the bright side if all the guys going for these computer generated women is more unappreciated, real women fa de I. yea yeah! win win situation my yout.
Metallman Says:
August 1st, 2008 at 11:09 am
I think you hit it right on the head, no pun intended. lol These geeks are spending too much time creating fantasy woman than doing some pretty amazing stuff with that same technology. BUT, if this is the way of the future, why fight it? lol When will I be able to order my Dark Magician Girl????
JA-Kid Says:
August 1st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
man so u mean the real doll is gonna be obsolete wooot i mean for shame, but seriously though as novel as the concept is nothing compares to holding an actual warm body cold steel wont do it but hey to each his own..order me a motoko kusanagi, i mean not for me for a gift for a friend
kami Says:
August 3rd, 2008 at 6:48 am
I guess the blow up doll will be history..Sign me up for Superman
Jamaipanese Says:
August 18th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
lol @ Kami
I’m a little late on this
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