My thoughts on…transcendent sex
July 24th 2008 -
When I was a lad, my natural curiosity (and budding sexuality) led me to learn of the Kama Sutra. I even saw the actual thing in high school. In my eyes, it was the ultimate sexual experience. Then I watched American Pie, and learned of tantric sex, and that became the new gold standard for me…until a day or two ago. Turns out there’s this new thing called “transcendent sex” and it is just the craziest thing I’ve ever heard of. Even crazier than some of the toys out there. (The things women put inside of their bodies).
Apparently this goes beyond orgasm and has a spiritual element, allowing you to reach a higher state of consciousness. People who have attained such a state have reported to have experienced reliving past lives, working with natural forces, seeing visions (probably from that cheap Viagra you bought online), pure bliss, oneness with the universe, paranormal powers, feeling possessed by spirits (possessed by lust is more like it), feeling energy waves through their body, time travel (WTF?), a lack of sensory channels, being visited by gods, enlightenment, and literally “seeing the face of God.” So when your lover says “I saw God,” pay attention, ’cause it may not be a metaphor. And to think there are men who are struggling with simply getting it up. The strangest thing of all is you don’t need to be a master of the Tantric arts or any other form of sex, a spiritual person, trying to reach orgasm, or even be in a loving relationship (even though it normally happens in such cases). It just…happens.
Gentlemen, news of this can’t get out. If it does, women are going to expect even more from us, and let’s face it, it’s hard enough to please a woman as it is. Heck, it’s a chore just getting them as far as the bedroom much less. And Google perverts, no there is no instruction manual as to how to reach this state. You’ll just have to go back to the sack and cross your fingers that you’ll get as far as the occasional orgasm.
GC Says:
July 25th, 2008 at 10:47 am
it needs to be a secret so you blog about it?
ha ha
Mighty Afroditee Says:
July 25th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Pshaw! Some men can’t master the basics, much less drive a woman to achieve this load of drivel.
That being said, I am now going to forward this to my boyfriend.
Mighty Afroditees last blog post..exhausted
Ruthibelle Says:
July 25th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
LMAO… sumbody sounds a tad bit too worried.. hehe
kami Says:
July 27th, 2008 at 7:21 am
ha..Bet is some man came up with this..lol
kamis last blog post..That Matter of Dieting…
cazisk Says:
July 30th, 2008 at 1:49 am
wakakakakakka good read lol
where did you get this stuff?
jdid Says:
July 31st, 2008 at 10:53 am
time travel? good gosh man will they ever learn to stop having sex with aliens. has star trek taught us nothing?
vintage319 Says:
August 9th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
no kidding.. my husband has this.. it is wild…. i mean he really does all of this while we are making love.. I am jealous.. i wish i could do this.. he has been telling me this for years.. now he knows he is not alone