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My thoughts on…Mariah and Nick’s rocky romance

July 20th 2008 -

Even Captain Obvious is facepalming after hearing this. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are facing marital difficulties, 3 months into their marriage, after their lengthy 5 week courtship. Wow. We NEVER saw this coming did we? You know, I would’ve expected better from the woman who sang “Love Takes Time.” Nick, who is 11 years younger, is tired of Mariah’s diva attitude, and complains that his wife “treats him like an assistant and not a husband.” Well that’s what happens when you marry a diva, my friend. Also that fact that she’s older than you and her starpower outshines by far doesn’t help you at all. He also confessed that he doesn’t like her very much.”

Let’s recap shall we. A few months ago he said, “she is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.” They also declared that they were soulmates, Mariah got a Mrs. Nick Cannon tattoo, Nick said that marrying Mariah was “the best thing that has ever happened to him” and they already made plans to renew their vows. Hmm. Looks like that won’t happen. You know I would’ve told them to go to a marriage counsellor before undergoing such a big step in their lives. But no. Such things are for the little people.

It never fails to surprise me, the attitude of these celebrities when it comes to marriage. They get drunk on love and do some stupid things, especially squander their money on “monuments to their love,” and when the euphoria wears off and reality sets in, they say the love has gone, and their egos won’t allow them to compromise. This thing’s gonna go down like the Hindenburg in a couple months if so long. Well at the very least, Nick got with Mariah Carey, and that’s got to give his sex appeal a huge boost. Lucky him. I always wondered how Mariah would sound during orgasm, especially with that high pitched voice of hers. As for Mariah, well I hope this whole experience helped her get her groove back.

14 Responses on “My thoughts on…Mariah and Nick’s rocky romance”

1. 
   Jamaipanese Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 1:23 am

   i’d be Mariah’s assistant anyday….for just one day (or night)

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2. 
   Ricardo Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 3:34 am

   None of them can ever have a normal relationship Leon. It’s so common I don’t know why these people bother to marry. Mariah is a hot babe but she scares me.

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3. 
   owen Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 9:13 am

   SOUND. I dont even know how the 2 a dem get together in the first place. I need to start hanging out with the stars more. maybe I can get one a dem to marry

4. 
   jdid Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 11:41 am

   i hope nick didnt sign a prenup. time to get paid homie

5. 
   Mighty Afroditee Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 12:19 pm

   I too wonder if he signed a pre nup. Eith such a quickie wedding, how could they put one in pace so quickly?

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   MissJay Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 1:18 pm

   I always wondered how Mariah would sound during orgasm, especially with that high pitched voice of hers.

   I always thought that was something the other Leon would say. I guess Leons think alike! lol

7. 
   GC Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 2:21 pm

   I don’t know
   Ashton and Demi are still going strong
   no reason these can’t work but they did seem to rush a bit

8. 
   crankyputz Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 2:42 pm

   Now you got me wondering too, wonder if she belts out a high note??

9. 
   Stunner Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 10:14 pm

   Yeah, what’s new? We all saw this coming. These celebrities take marriage for a joke.

   Stunners last blog post..Last Week… This Week

10. 
    Roxy Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Uh oh. I smell divorce.

11. 
    Gordon Swaby Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 10:28 am

    I read the article faster than than it reads it to me; can you say SUCKIE. I gues it can work when im lazy in bed.

12. 
    Leon Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    Hey Gordon, don’t knock the podcast. Most people can read faster than they can talk anyways, so you ain’t that special. And yes MissJay, I guess we do think alike.

13. 
    kami Says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 7:26 am

    Wow,I din’t even see the option to listen the post

    Not surprised in the least. It’s a surprise when the celeb marriges work

14. 
    JA-Kid Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    no prenup signed by either parties can anyone say PAYDAY!! no prenup nick cannon *the little turd* is gonna get paid maybe afterwards he can afford to get rid of that monstrosity he got tattooed on his back*damn idiot*

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