Info: July 11, 2008 Posted by: Leon 9 comments

jesuspatoisbible.jpgI can’t believe people are that people are really considering this. A Patois Bible is in the works, a project that will take seven more years to complete and cost JS$60 million. At present they’ve only translated 40 percent. For the uninitiated, I’m taking about Jamaican patois, a fusion of English, African, Amerindian and Spanish. This money could be better spent somewhere else, like building a school where they can teach proper English and help Jamaicans become more literate so they can read the Bible in the first place!

I guess they’re trying to capitalize on the newfound popularity of Jamaican culture. They’re trying to justify it by saying that the Bible makes more of an impact when it is translated in their own native tongue. Well I never heard anybody complaining that they couldn’t read the Bible. And if they can’t, they just can’t read. Period. Translating it to Patois won’t help. There are three kinds of people this would appeal to:

1. The Sunday crowd, who are normally so steeped in tradition that few use the New International Version much less a Patois version. In fact, they’d probably call it a mockery of God’s word. In fact, they already are.
2. Ordinary Jamaicans. I know this thing should cost more than a regular Bible because of its unique nature, and Jamaicans aren’t stupid enough to pay extra to read their own language.
3. Foreigners. They normally buy these patois dictionaries and junk like that, but only as mementos. None of them take them seriously. Plus these people aren’t exactly the godliest set. Did you know that 59% of Germans and 65% of Britons are atheists?


Whichever way you slice it, this thing just won’t sell. It’d become a collector’s item at best. This reminds me of when the Jamaican government spent millions to build the world’s largest football only to find out that they couldn’t enter the Guinness Book of World Records as the exterior material wasn’t the same as that of an actual football. Now it’s gathering dust in a warehouse somewhere. Just another big waste of money.

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