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My thoughts on…the world’s largest breast implants

May 8th 2008 -

Boobs. They surround us. They bind us. They hold a near mystical power over us (men). Many women try to enhance these specialized sweat glands through breast augmentation. We’ve had many famous examples of women with big boobs, most notably Pam Anderson. But the woman with THE world’s largest breast implants is model and actress Sheyla Hershey. With a size 34 FFF, she holds the Guinness World Record for largest breasts, sporting 2,000CCs or 2 quarts of silicone in her chest. Here’s the original story.

I love breasts as much as the next guy but daaam! It’s like she has a badonkadonk on her chest. And by her pic, her badonkadonk (booty for you white girls) is pretty much the same size. Score! If you think this is bizarre, you need to see those poor girls with macromasty. I’d show you pictures of them, but those breasts tend to evoke pity more than captivation. I don’t know why a girl like this would need breast implants, ’cause she’s overflowing with that Latin hotness. How many of you guys would hit that like the fist of an angry god? SURVEY SAYS? All of you! I scratched through Spanish in high school, but if I had her as inspiration, I’d pass with flying colours.

Apparently she had a self-esteem problem, and so she inflated her chest. Cause everyone knows that’s the answer to solving self-esteem issues, instead of, I dunno, facing your insecurities head on! She should’ve tried therapy, or blogging. Much cheaper. And here’s an interesting thing. She says she was inspired by…none other than Dolly Parton. (Looks like Dolly’s boobs have an impact on women as well.) Still I won’t judge her much. I’m not taking the moral high ground here. It’s just ’cause she’s hot. I hope she got a spinal brace along with those things, ’cause the back pin must be terrible. I wonder what would happen if a guy tried to bury his head in her bosom? He’s probably suffocate, or find the lost land of Oz. Whatever.

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14 Responses on “My thoughts on…the world’s largest breast implants”

1. 
   jdid Says:
   May 9th, 2008 at 8:55 am

   thats pretty crazy

   jdid’s last blog post..Heroes

2. 
   kami Says:
   May 9th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

   lol, am happy with my 32’s

   kami’s last blog post..Heroes

3. 
   ESTEBAN AGOSTO REID Says:
   May 9th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

   Those look more like the udders of cows!!

4. 
   Stunner Says:
   May 9th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

   Trust me I looove breast, but that is just ridiculous! Maybe she does have some self esteem issues to have to do herself like this.

   Stunner’s last blog post..Things Rough!!!

5. 
   Angelika Says:
   May 11th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

   Stupid slut. My back hurts already. I don’t understand why she would do that to herself…

   Angelika’s last blog post..You didn’t finish your soda!!!!!!

6. 
   blueyes Says:
   May 13th, 2008 at 7:09 am

   She’s freaking nuts. She’s gonna topple over and won’t be able to get back up.

7. 
   taylor2nd Says:
   May 13th, 2008 at 11:20 am

   after a certain size it loses its erotic nature and just looks odd… I’m not much of a breast man though.. more hips, ass and thighs

   taylor2nd’s last blog post..Nervous before the shoot

8. 
   GC Says:
   May 19th, 2008 at 9:15 am

   hey
   what are you doing? Studying?
   Take a break and come and update your blog.

   GC’s last blog post..My fingernails were hurting me

9. 
   Cranky Putz Says:
   May 19th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

   I don’t get why silly behaviour is attributed to self esteem issues…we all have things we don’t like about our selves…we get over it….

   Cranky Putz’s last blog post..The Long Island Expressway

10. 
    Ricardo Says:
    May 20th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    You and I lean have got boobie fever on our blogs. LOL! She is busty for sure.!! WOW!

    Ricardo’s last blog post..Part V: Giving the Gift of Boob

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12. 
    BK Says:
    May 25th, 2008 at 2:46 am

    That is definitely way too big for me to contemplate. I wonder how she can keep her balance.

    BK’s last blog post..In Remembrance of the Greatness

13. 
    Jamaipanese Says:
    May 26th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    she looks so retarded -_-

    Jamaipanese’s last blog post..One Love Jamaica Festival 2008 - Yoyogi Park, Tokyo

14. 
    nap west yorks Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 7:28 am

    I am a tit guy and yes they can be too big sometimes but big natural ones do it for me, think Lucy Pinder and watch my little fella pop up lol

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