My thoughts on…artificial sperm
I encountered an article while surfing the Net the other day that shocked me to the core. I shared it with a friend of mine, and he had the same reaction, and all my fellow males probably will. Seems like scientists, more than likely women pissed at their asshole boyfriends, created artificial sperm cells from stem cells from bone marrow. That’s right guys. We will soon become OBSOLETE! I think this is the first time in my life where I’ve wanted to halt the rapid progress of technology. Now I know how unskilled workers feel. I don’t know why I haven’t heard more of this in the media. Why hasn’t anyone complained about this? People will protest about cloning, but not about the key to the extinction of men?
I can see it now. Women, tired of the injustices we men have imposed on them over the years, would use their reproductive and seductive powers to dominate us. They would deny us sex unless we were sterilized, and use artifical sperm to reproduce, tampering with the DNA to take the fight out of us so we won’t revolt. The original males would die out, and man would become a docile and subservient race. Then the domination of women would be complete. (C’mon. You know they’ve been trying to take over.) The world would be a peaceful utopia, and you know we can’t let that happen! So I propose that we destroy this technology! Screw the benefits to lesbian couples and sterile men! It’ll take three to five years for them to develop mature sperm cells, so we have plenty of time. Ok, fine. Maybe I’m letting my imagination get the best of me, but it takes away some of men’s power. If you women don’t understand, imagine if you were all replaced by the Stepford Wives?
