Info: April 7, 2008 Posted by: Leon 11 comments

canadianbuttsecks.jpgI read an article in last week’s Star that gave me quite a laugh. Turns out that some human rights organization and a church over in Canada that both support the rights of homosexuals gave the Jamaican Government a May 12 deadline on which to institute laws that protect their rights. If not, they promise to make an announcement on May 17, the International Day Against Homophobia, calling for a boycott of Canadian goods, services and tourism.

After the laughfest, I looked forward to the Government to dismiss this as quickly as I did. They have not. Since then, my laughter has turned into concern. I’m offended that these people have the audacity to try to impose their will on our sovereign nation, but I’m even more offended that they want to tamper with our country’s laws, one I might add that some say, keeps our society intact. And this is coming from Canada. Not even America. Canada, whose most dangerous export is Celine Dion. What’re they gonna do? Make us listen to the Titanic soundtrack ’til we give in?

You know how that’s gonna make us look like on the world stage? The land of shottas and garrisons backed down to the land of maple syrup and hockey! Anyway, they also want a repeal of the buggery laws and public service announcements denouncing homophobic/transphobic violence (isn’t that a bit much? I don’t even see that in the US), as well as a national homophobia/transphobia education campaign. I can just see it now. “It’s great to be gay! There’s no protest to buttsecks!”

I agree that homosexuals need to be treated as human beings, but the laws of our land must be obeyed. Whether we choose to legitimize homosexuality or not is strictly our business. Our Government had better not give in to their demands. It doesn’t take a roomful of politicians to realise that if they did, if would be the most unpopular decision in Jamaica’s history. Plus it would set a dangerous precedent, as what would prevent other foreign powers from doing the same by imposing their will on us? What’s next? The Rastafarians teaming up with the Swedes to legalize marijuana?

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