Info: March 21, 2008 Posted by: Leon 3 comments

halleberrybump.jpgHalle Berry’s baby is finally here, and Baby Brangelina may finally have a rival. It was expected to be born on Valentine’s Day. As you can see it’s terribly off, but something tells me she won’t have a problem where love is concerned. I know men are already marking their calendars for 18 years in the future, ’cause if they didn’t get a chance at Halle, maybe, just maybe, they can get a chance at the next best thing. Her name is Nahla Ariela Robinson…I mean Aubry. Nahla is Arabic for honeybee and Ariela is Hebrew for lioness of God.

Halle’s a Disney fan so it seems to have had some influence on her choice of name, as Nahla is the cheif lioness in The Lion King and of course Ariel is The Little Mermaid. Not the weirdest Hollywood name, but not normal by any means. Thinking about the whole Baby Brangelina thing, Nahla may be more beautiful than Shiloh, as bi-racial children tend to be gorgeous. Though I heard Halle was getting death threats for having such a child. Retard. Halle is already bi-racial, so it won’t make much of a difference. In fact, the kid is really 1/4 black. Good luck to both the mother and father. Am I the only one who’s noticed how her bust has really filled out since her pregancy? Yeah I know. I’m pathetic.