Info: March 17, 2008 Posted by: Leon 7 comments

spitzerscandal.gifBefore I begin, I know I have some ’splaining to do. I’ve been away for exactly one week, as I’ve been extremely busy with both school and extra-curriculars. I wanted to give y’all notice, but I simply didn’t have the time. But don’t worry, I’ll make for lost time, starting now.

I know you’ve been following the US Presidential Race as I have, but the scandal involving Eliot Spitzer has proved to be an interesting distraction. I mean its sex, and unless Hilary has sex with Obama to get back at Bill, this is gonna be topping the political headlines for a while. When I heard the name of the accused and what he was charged for, it reminded of the “Spitz or Swallows” joke from Austin Powers.

I didn’t know guy before now, and admit it, neither did you. But apparently he had a squeaky clean reputation. In fact, its kind of ironic that the guy has been taken down for corruption when he earned a reputation for fighting corruption. I tend not to trust such people, as experience has taught me that they tend to be the most corrupt. That’s why, though I value my good name, I try not to be too saintly, lest I be lumped with those people.

Anyways, the guy got caught doing business with an online prostitution ring (poor sucker) called the Emperor’s Club (way to appeal to the egomaniacs’ out there) and here he is. In typical fashion for a disgraced politician, he resigned. With a painfully vague and unrepentant speech I might add. I still can’t get why he paid $4K+ for that “Kristen” ho. I mean she isn’t really that hot. Judge for yourself. There are a whole lot of college girls I know that are way hotter than her, and would maybe, just maybe, give it up for a lot less. Hey, the tuition has to be paid after all.

I’m surprised that Playboy wants this “Kristen” chick. Remember when Playboy chose the most beautiful women to grace its pages instead of moderately beautiful ones who the media happens to obsess over at the time? It is also said that he wanted her to do “dangerous” things. Freak. Wifey stood by her man. Commendable, but I know she did it to save face and by extension, her own. Mr. Spitzer, you’ve amused me enough. You’ve served your purpose. Now fade into anonymity already.       

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