All hail the Emperor!
I was checking my site stats sometime last week, and after following a Google hit, I somehow encountered a site where I could get my own British aristocratic title. So I, having always thought highly of myself, decided to give it a shot. Who wouldn’t want a fancy royal title? It’s the ultimate ego boost. Here’s my result.
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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Emperor Leon the Confused of Lower Bumhampton Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title |
Here’s my analysis of my title. The emperor part was pretty cool. No lame Duke, Sir or Lord. I’m the boss. Just straight up power, UNLIMITED POWER!!! The confused part? Well, I guess that applies, as I tend to be a bit absent-minded. But that part that really irks me is the “Lower Bumhampton” part. (Couldn’t they make me Emperor of Upper Bumhampton at least?)
You’d expect me to make an ass crack wouldn’t you, but I…oh too late. Might as well. Being emperor doesn’t seem so great when you’re ruler of a place like that. The people must be asses. Well as Milton wrote, better to be a ruler in Hell than a servant in Heaven. And besides, I don’t mind being the butt of a cruel jokes every now and again. Heh.
P.S. Just a random thought. Is there such a thing as a bisexual hermaphrodite?
Yeah, so I had to try it too and I got something something Lauren of blah Lower Bumhampton too. Then I noticed the little ‘get another title’ down at the bottom so my next title was Her Highness Lauren the Crepuscular of Hope End. I think I like it better. You’d think they’d give out more over the top flattering royal names.
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I retried it and got “Venerable Lord Leon the Sage of Bampton Underhoop”. Would have been perfect if I got the Emperor part from the first time.
His Eminence the Very Lord Jamaipanese the Venal of Great Leering.
how lame is that? -_- “Very Lord”
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I am the Reverend Lord Jdid the Funereal of Throcking by Hampton. Repent ye sinners before I smite thee with a mighty smite-er thingy.
hey does Emperorship come with its own paid subscription to the Force? I could so see you with the lightning bolts shooting from your hands.
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I’m a Mahrani myself. And I don’t need no website to tell me iz true..
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Emperor is sooo classy.:)
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wow Leon
you must have been sooo bored.
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Lol…this is a Good one! I am gonna be am emperor too.
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Well I am “Imperial Majesty Stunner the Blossoming of Chalmondley Chumleyton”, you’re not the only big wig around here! lol!
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Her Noble Excellency Katie- Ann the Profuse of Mabe Burnthouse. I got 3 different titles and I liked the 1st one best but I don’t remember it. Cool site and you’d think at my age I’d find something better to do.