Info: January 23, 2008 Posted by: Leon 22 comments

manboobs.jpgOld hawtness: female breast implants. New hawtness: Male breast implants. Don’t check your calendar. This isn’t April 1st. Turns out men are getting breast implants now (as if regular manboobs weren’t bad enough). Full story here. But the reason for getting these is not nearly as sick as you’d think, thank God. Men are getting these implants because they want the square, chiseled pecs of Leonidas or Vin Diesel without the effort. Because nothing says manliness like laziness and lack of determination. Nice to see that men are getting implants for the same reason as women. See ladies. Beneath all the machismo, we suffer from self-esteem issues too.

In the biggest shocker of the year, most of the men who perform this procedure are gay. I view these men as sad creatures. I was never in complete support of breast implants for ladies, as I like my women all natural, no additives, no preservatives. I’m even less in support of the procedure for men. I can at least understand women’s desire for it, as their breasts are made of fat, and thus harder to enhance naturally. Our on the other hand, ours are made of muscle. I consider these men as weak, and not only physically. Plain and simple. Be a man and pump some iron for those pecs. Don’t go under the knife and parade those $1,600 implants as if you worked for them. Still, our culture of physical perfection and instant gratification created this. People, looks like we’ll actually start pointing at guys’ chests and ask “are those real?”    

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