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My thoughts on…Britney Spears’ meltdown

January 17th 2008 -

If you’re a sentient being with any awareness of the outside world, then you’ve been overwhelmed by news of everyone’s favourite train wreck of a celebrity, Britney Spears. Tired of it? Well it ain’t gonna end any time soon my friend, ’cause stories on the former pop princess are ratings gold. Check out the stats.

Can someone put that poor creature out of her misery, or at least cage her? That woman should not be let loose on the street! She has obviously lost her marbles. I’m not entirely sure, but I think it started when she married Kevin Federline. Then it went all downhill from there. I was gonna try to list all the crazy crap she has done since then, but that’s too daunting a task. I’d have to sift through and verify dozens upon dozens of news articles, and quite frankly I’ll only do that kind of intensive research for an assignment or money. But here are the standout ones (in no particular order):

• Marrying K-Fed
• Driving with Sean Preston on her lap
• Divorcing K-Fed
• Forming the Legion of SuperShehoes with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton
• Going pantyless
• Gojng to rehab
  
• Shaving her head
• Her custody battle with K-Fed
• Her performance at the VMAs
• Attacking Dr. Phil
• Her sex tape (Don’t worry. It was fake. If you haven’t stabbed your eyes out yet, read on)
  
• Hooking up with a British paparazzi
• Marrying said paparazzi in a Scientology ceremony and becoming Muslim?
  

But seriously, Britney’s going down a dangerous path. Someone needs to help her before she self-destructs. She could end up being the Michael Jackson of this generation, an artiste known more for their antics than their music. It’s gotten so bad that K-Fed has now become the most responsible parent of the two. (Yeah. I’m shocked too). Her family is being incredibly standoffish in the matter. Why can’t they stand up like strong parents and knock some sense into her? Or are they afraid to upset their meal ticket? Still, they have a lot on their plate, as little Jamie Lynn has a bun in the oven. Guess she needed some Sex Ed “101.” Heh. And besides, you can’t help someone that doesn’t want help, and Britney clearly doesn’t. In fact, she said that she’ll commit suicide if she’s forced into psychiatric care. I really hope she wakes up before she ends up killing herself. But for now, all we can do is sit back and enjoy the show.

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11 Responses on “My thoughts on…Britney Spears’ meltdown”

1. 
   Jamaipanese Says:
   January 17th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

   I’m now convinced that Leon has a Britney addiction

2. 
   maline Says:
   January 18th, 2008 at 4:41 am

   ur right, she needs lots of help.plus i hope the paparazzis would give her some space. i think their invasion is too much. hopefully she would seek help soon for her kids. i don’t think Kfed is a better parent, either. Poor kids.

3. 
   Mad Bull Says:
   January 18th, 2008 at 7:06 am

   Actually, Jamaipanese, I’d say he has a Britney and a Paris addiction. Hmmm…. They are both white… both blond. Some would think it reveals a preference.

   I, however, think that he is just writing about them because its a “slow blog day”.

   That is the same reason they have so much nonsense about these women on TV. They have a slow news day and so they put on some rubbish about Britney or Paris or Lindsey Lohan, or whomever has been indiscreet recently.

   Its just a filler till they get something better to talk about. Unfortunately, those of us who can’t be bothered with such claptrap are being forcefed with it at every turn. Sigh….

4. 
   Jamaipanese Says:
   January 18th, 2008 at 8:14 am

   @ Madbull….so true, Blonde overdose! -_-

5. 
   cardiogirl Says:
   January 18th, 2008 at 8:26 am

   I have to say this bullet point was my favorite:

   Forming the Legion of SuperShehoes with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

   Thanks for the morning chuckle.

6. 
   cardiogirl Says:
   January 18th, 2008 at 8:27 am

   p.s. I like the green arrow that slides you up or down the site. And the comment bubble to the left of the post. However, I’ve never seen that before and I kinda had to search for it.

   It was worth the find. Cool beans.

7. 
   Leon Says:
   January 18th, 2008 at 8:54 am

   Madbull, Jamapanese, I do not have an addiction to young white blonde celebs. Especially not Paris Hilton. Would you guys just drop it?

   Cardiogirl: Yeah, I like the theme. The built-in Javascript gives it some cool features, but also makes it hard to edit.

8. 
   kami Says:
   January 19th, 2008 at 7:55 am

   Marrying paparazzi is new to me. Really though I think she needs help despite what she says. She seems really troubled

9. 
   Momel Says:
   January 19th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

   Britney who? Pft.

   Hey, thanks for dropping by!

10. 
    mariam Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 7:40 am

    That’s what you get when you grow up with ZERO boundaries. Yeah, she’s a meal ticket for everyone and it’s hard to come back down from pseudo-reality.

    What a mess… probably suffering from some sort of hormonal imbalance, the drugs don’t help either, and then the celebrity lifestyle… This is going to end bad.

11. 
    Jamaican Dawta Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Yu sure dis neva start when she and Justin Timberlake did mash up? Anyway, the girl needs some serious help. Throw in a good slap upside the head for good measure as well.

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