Info: January 4, 2008 Posted by: Leon 10 comments

slavery_fun.jpgHey parents! Wanna have a family vacation in a magical land set in the 16th century, where you and your loved ones spend 12 fun-filled hours being kidnapped, chained, piled onto a ship, sold like cattle, psychologically tortured and made to work mercilessly? Revel in the guilt and shame of your ancestors! What? No takers? Well that’s exactly what a Colorado couple wants to do. They want to recreate the experience of slavery, in Haiti of all places. Read all the details here.

The place won’t be named Slaveland, but it might as well be. Instead, it will be named Memory Village. The idea isn’t bad enough, but they want to put the theme park in the middle of the world’s most hostile and underdeveloped countries. Yeah. This’ll end well.  

Perhaps nobody told them, but the only slavery people want to be subjected to involves a lot more leather and a hot chick with a bad attitude. It’s great that they want to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the Haitian slavery rebellion, but building a theme park that punishes the patrons (even worse than usual), has to be the worst business idea ever. This is gonna be a big waste of $700,000, I can tell you. I don’t know about you, but I don’t see Disneyland losing business any time soon. Next up, Nazi World! 

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