My thoughts on…the Gematriculator
I stumbled across a nifty (yes, I said “nifty”) little site called The Gematriculator some time ago. Being desperate for a blog post, I decided to post my findings. You see, it’s supposed to tell you whether your site is good or evil using the “infallible” methods of Gematria, meaning searching for various patterns throughout the text. Each letter is assigned a different number, and if these patterns are divisible by 7, which is God’s number, then apparently the text has God’s spirit dwelling within it. So I entered this blog’s URL to see whether my writings were divinely inspired or if they had the Devil’s influence subliminally encoded within them. Here are the results:
Hmm. Pretty much 50/50. Wow. Guess I’m darker than I thought. Then the text below greeted me by saying, “Wasn’t that fun? Now waste your time by killing everyone!” Well, I do think about killing people a few times per week. Oh God, I’m gonna burn in Hell aren’t I?
7? Wasn’t that Portia’s magic number? MayB Portia own da site deh, an’ a she just read up yu blog fe yu…
It’s wierd to see you start your posts without the “My Thoughts On…” tadbit, next time don’t forget to include it, it’s just not Leon’s post without that, anyhow i got 30% 70% Good, i guess i’m a godly guy
Thanks for reminding me Gordon! I can’t believe I forgot!
I got 73% percent good i such a waste of f%$#* time a total goody ..blaaaahh
78% evil, 22% good
oooohhh nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^
69%good..Leon, I thought you were more evil:)
Damn Firewall at work blocked it..will have to check when i get home…
I find your blog All GOOD!
what the hell? I got 1% evil, 99% good
I get it now, the page didn’t have anytext on it. new score 38% evil!
65% good over here.
what’s up with you?
MMMWWWUUUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Um, that was supposed to be an evil cackle.