My thoughts…on stuff

I’m glad to say that after my absence, my site stats are now back to normal. Google has been sending me some great traffic, with many searches for thoughts on Christmas and the infamous light bulb scandal landing people here. I also realize that my site is being searched for by name, as I’ve seen “my thoughts on” show up a fair amount of times. But along with this, some strange searches have landed people here lately. Terms such as “Jamaican school porn,” “UWI girls gone wild,” “Immaculate girl video Jamaica” and the like show up frequently. They’re obviously searching for the sex tape involving those slutty UWI girls (which validates my theory of UWI being filled with freaks, closet freaks and potential freaks) and the now legendary “Bluetooth Express.”

But there was one search that particularly caught my eye. Someone actually searched for “faecal porn.” It really takes all kinds doesn’t it? Well my friend, I suggest you search for “2girls1cup.” I refuse to link to that site because I do not want to traumatize my readers. Nothing could prepare me for the indescribable horror I experienced once I clicked that link. It’s been months since I’ve seen that sickening video and no matter how I try, I still can’t get it out of my head. Oh great. I know people are gonna visit that damn site, and this post is gonna draw more porn hits. Guess it can’t be helped. Hopefully those lonely, sex-crazed youngsters will forget about their fapping long enough to read my fine posts. Hey, it could happen!