My thoughts on…the year 2007

Categories: Ramblings

father_time.jpgWell, the year 2007 has almost drawn to a close, and 2008 is mere hours away. Most of you will probably read this by tomorrow morning, as you’ll be too busy ringing in the New Year in your own way. But before we say goodbye to ‘07, I wish to take the time to take a look back at the year that was. It was quite an eventful year. Here are a few of the more notable events (not necessarily in chronological order).

Oil prices rose (again), the war in Iraq waged on (still), Scorsese won an Oscar (at last!), the Trafigura scandal, the Michael Vick dogfighting scandal, general Britney madness (VMAs, Chris Crocker, etc), Halo 3’s release, the US presidential race heated up, iPhone, BRUCE WON!, the Virginia Tech massacre, the rise and fall of Cash Plus, the Cuban light bulb scandal, the assault on local police and Benazir Bhutto’s assassination.

On a personal note, this was also an eventful year. I finally got my computer in late January and the Internet in the summer. Being a geek, these were significant milestones. I got closer to earning my degree, and thanks to my computer, my grades began returning to their usual highs. I found myself with a little more money than usual. On a more somber note, I lost a friend this year.

All in all, ‘07 was a good year. Looking forward to ‘08. Happy New Year when it comes everyone! And to those in other timezones, just plain happy New Year! 

My thoughts on…Cash Plus

Categories: Ramblings

cashwars.jpgWhen it came on the scene about five years ago, Cash Plus was a godsend for Jamaica’s poor. Finally, the wealth that was controlled by the elite could be had by the poorer masses. One could invest and reap and interest rate of 10% per month, a lot more attractive than the typical bank, whose rates range from 4%-5% per annum (if I’m not mistaken). Of course there were others like Olint and LewFam, but Cash Plus was the star, mainly because it made a lot of high profile investments in the country.

I remember thinking to myself the very minute I heard about Cash Plus, aside from wondering how they got those mindblowing interest rates, is that it would be a threat to the traditional banks. And indeed it did become a great threat. People drew their life savings about of traditional banks and put it in these unregulated “investment clubs.” Some sold valuable assets such as houses and cars to find money to invest. The banks began to take notice. At first, the banks’ assault was subtle. Suddenly ads appeared on the airwaves asking investors if the organization they were investing in was licensed, if the investment was too good to be true and they knew the level of risk they were taking (which made me laugh, as one does not acquire wealth by playing it safe).

As time went on, the ads appeared more frequently, but people didn’t bite. The prospect of your money doubling and then some within a year was too great for the common man to resist, even people who didn’t have a clue what the word FOREX even meant. The banks then stepped up their campaign, and asked for some political intervention, but nothing was done. I’m guessing because they had some money in their too. They are a greedy lot after all. The banks then closed the accounts of these schemes, refused to accept cheques from them and threatened their workers with unemployment if they didn’t close accounts they had in these schemes.

Though this was a serious blow, it wasn’t long before they recovered. I was rooting for Cash Plus up to this point. Then I read an Observer article about Carlos Hill’s shady past. After that, I didn’t know what to believe, whether Cash Plus was legit, or a just another Ponzi scheme. My father was willing to invest, pushed by myself and his friends who had invested. But after that article, my mother and I asked him to reconsider. He’s still interested, but too unsure to make a move.

Now the FSC has barred Cash Plus and other investment schemes, handing them all cease-and-desist orders. I’m also hearing rumours that Cash Plus is in debt. I’m still unsure of what to think of Cash Plus. Is it a revolutionary scheme genuniely interested in developing the country and distributing wealth run by a benevolent man, or an elaborate Ponzi scheme feeding on the desperation of Jamaica’s poor run by an unrepentant con artist? And while the FSC would like to been seen as serving the interests of the people, it doesn’t take a genius to see whose interests they’re really serving. After all, this is business, and money is the object.     

My thoughts on…Christmas

Categories: Ramblings

santa_spanking.jpgWhew! Back after the holidays. Would’ve come back sooner but my mom had me cleaning the house from Christmas Eve to Christmas Day. The only real break I had was on Boxing Day. How was Christmas for you? Good I hope. Oh, I’m sorry. How was the multi-denominational winter holiday? Don’t wanna “offend” anyone. Aww, who am I kidding? Christmas is the granddaddy of all holidays. Why? Well, in today’s society, capitalism runs things. And what’s more capitalist than a holiday in which you pretty much have to spend money, whether you want to or not?

The weeks leading up to Christmas were had some pretty interesting news stories, such as Santa being told to say “Ha, ha, ha” instead of “Ho, ho, ho” in Australia (’cause everyone knows Santa’s a pimp) and Lowe’s changing their “Christmas trees” to “Holiday trees.” And as usual there was the yearly “discovery” that Christmas has some pagan roots. I’m known for my Scrooge-like attitude, but this year found my Christmas spirit running barely above empty. And it’s not like I didn’t have any money. I just wasn’t motivated to buy anything for anyone. “What’s the point?,” I told myself. “Buying overpriced gifts because that corporate puppet Santa tells me to?” And it wasn’t me alone. The only member of my family who got a present was my little sister, and up ’til now I haven’t seen it. It was a book she tells me. It’s now tucked away somewhere (so you know it sucked).

I got a lot of laughs watching those Christmas commercials. Sale? 50% Off? Ha! Yeah. That’s gonna happen at the most profitable time of the year. Wait ’til January, when everybody’s broke from their materialistic feeding frenzy. Then you’ll see what a deal truly is. Perhaps I’ll wait ’til then to buy my folks presents. It wasn’t all bad though. We had our usual Christmas feast and had a few family members over. Even the local cokehead got some leftover bulk wine from us. But there’s one thing that disturbed me above all else, even the “de-Christening” of Christmas and the false goodwill. It’s that, even during the hustle and bustle of shopping, I didn’t see one person donate a cent to the Salvation Army. Season of giving huh? Well, all that’s left now is the New Year, when people wake up from their drunken revelry to a sea of debt, depression, obesity, and family conflict. Won’t that be a sight?

My thoughts on…Claus crucified

Categories: Offbeat News

crucifiedsanta.jpgIf you’re like me, and you’re tired of being engulfed with ads from corporations trying to persuade you to buy their overpriced crap and trying to make you feel bad if you don’t spend the holidays at the mall, looking at your wallet and seeing more space than the folks at NASA, and scratching your head trying to find a single Nativity Scene, then you’ll love this story. A Mr. Art Conrad of Bremerton, Washington crucified a Santa Claus in front of his home in order to protest the commercialization of the holiday.

“Santa has been perverted from who he started out to be,” Conrad said. “Now he’s the person being used by corporations to get us to buy more stuff.” He also used the crucified Santa on his Christmas cards, complete with the message “Santa died for your MasterCard.” While I applaud Mr. Conrad’s effort, I believe he should’ve protested the perversion of Christmas, not the perversion of Santa. Fine. I admit there are a lot of pagan elements in the holiday, such as the Christmas tree and mistletoe, but it is still “Christ’s Mass,” not “Santa’s Mass.” Still, it’s good to see a bit of common sense prevailing amidst the mad rush to fill corporate coffers.

My thoughts on…Firefox 3.0 Beta 2

Categories: Tech

mozillafirefox30b2.jpgAs you should all know, I’m a big Firefox fan. I’m grateful to the Mozilla Foundation for removing me from the Microsoft Matrix by pulling my head out of Bill Gates’ ass. Now I spread the gospel of Firefox wherever I go, especially on campus, where the students are surprisingly lacking in tech savvy. I’m even using it right now. So I have been eagerly awaiting the release of Firefox 3, which should be released in early 2008.

I was impressed with Firefox 2, so I can’t wait to see how much better Firefox can become. Although I haven’t gotten my hands on Gran Paradiso (the codename for the beta), I have gotten information from reliable sources about the improvements and new features. It promises to have improves security features (as if it wasn’t secure enough), greater ease of use, even more personalization, improved graphics and font rendering and improved performance.

But let’s talk about the part we really care about: the speed. Beta 2 is more streamlined and uses less memory than Firefox 2. And it moves noticeably faster than Internet Explorer 7. Finally! I can point and laugh at IE users again! Another feature that I like is the download manager, which resembles that of a BitTorrent client, which I really like. Bookmarks are now called “Places,” and there’s a star in the Location Bar near the go arrow, which I’m assuming allows you to automatically bookmark the present site. Interested? Wikipedia’s got a beautiful screenshot of it. Though cosmetically it greatly resembles Firefox 2, it’s not like that’s a bad thing, as Firefox looks great as it is. While posting this, I dug around the Mozilla website deep enough to get my hands on Pre-Beta 3. Looks like Mozilla gave me an early Christmas present.

My thoughts on…Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy

Categories: Celebrity

jamielynnpregnant.jpgForgive me if it sounds as if I’m indulging in salon gossip, but I just couldn’t believe it when I heard it. Jamie Lynn Spears, the younger, less successful and relatively normal sister of Britney Spears is pregnant, at the tender age of 16! Wow. At 16, I wasn’t nearly that experienced. Still, it’s not like I couldn’t see it coming. Her parents, in all of their infinite wisdom, let her live with her boyfriend. Don’t know who he is? It’s ok. He’s not a celebrity. Casey Aldridge if you care to know. I don’t blame him either. I’d hit it like Barry Bonds. Not to mention the perks that would follow. Hmm. A Spears marrying a non-celebrity? Why does that sound familiar?

I really hope she doesn’t follow in her sister’s footsteps. Right now, calling Britney Spears a train wreck would be an insult to trains. My sister loves her show “Zoey 101.” What kind of example is she setting for young girls like her? Nickelodeon’s probably gonna fire her. Aww. Who am I kidding? They won’t. The show would be canceled if she left. She is the main character after all. Plus Nick’s other shows would not longer be validated if they lost the only genuine star on their network. Their statement pretty much sums it up. “We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie-Lynn’s well-being.” However, if she worked for Disney, the story would be different. Still, I am hearing rumours that Hannah Montana is pregnant. Boy. These girls nowadays don’t know how to keep their legs closed do they?

My thoughts on…the death of Dee-Andrea Morris

Categories: Current Events

punkie.jpgHello everyone. Back from my vacation. And not white sand beach, Bermuda shorts, Pina Colada vacation. Just a long break. My exams ended last week Tuesday, and since then I just took a break from everything except breathing, eating and sleeping. Now I’m feeling refreshed. But I return on not such a happy note. A former classmate of mine, Dee-Andrea Morris, a.k.a. “Punkie” , died over the weekend. She was killed at her front gate in Papine while talking to some friends. I post this in tribute of her, so that she may never be forgotten. I heard the news Saturday night, but I ignored it. The words “Papine,” “UTech” and “student” caught my attention, but I tuned the rest of the story out. It couldn’t possibly be someone I know right? Only when talking to another former classmate of mine did I find out the horrible truth.

I found it hard to sleep that night. Images of her face flashed across my mind, and I would imagine the horrible incident that led to her death. I would imagine arriving in the nick of time to save her, and taking out the guy responsible. All psychological balm to soothe the pain I was feeling. Now don’t get me wrong. She wasn’t a close friend. We didn’t hang out in the same social circle. Heck, I barely knew her last name, so up to now I haven’t even shed a tear. In fact, I’m surprised as to how well I’m taking it. But her passing has caused me to reconsider my own life. She was 21, exactly my age. What if it was me? What would people say of Leon Robinson? What kind of legacy would I leave behind? I think about it and the answer does not please me. The so-called “crises” in my life seem trivial now.

After writing about how the crime monster has claimed our nation’s finest, it now hits close to home. Truly, no one is immune. I remember the last time I spoke to her. It was during exams. The usual “hi, bye” acquaintances would share. Little did I know that would be the last time I saw her. Moral: Don’t take anyone for granted. I’m a bundle of emotions right now. I’m angry because this criminal will probably get away with it because of Jamaica’s shoddy and corrupt law enforcement and that someone who was trying to walk the straight and narrow path was taken out by some trigger happy punk. I’m sad (for obvious reasons) and because her death was so meaningless. Yet, I’m strangely happy for having the privilege of knowing her. R.I.P. Punkie. We’ll miss you.

My thoughts on…the Speed Racer trailer

Categories: Entertainment

speed_racer_logo.gifLong time readers of my blog will remember my post of the news of the Speed Racer movie. I then commented on how no one wanted to touch the movie until the Wachowskis took it under their wing. With such big names behind the project, the success of Transformers and the fact that Speed Racer was one of my favourite animes before I knew what anime was, I understandably excited. A little nervous, but excited. So when I heard about the release of the trailer, I just had to take a look. Here it is.


Interesting huh? I can’t quite describe it. I don’t hate it, but I don’t love it. Sure it has a lot of starpower, with Elijah Wood as Speed, Susan Sarandon as Mom and John Goodman as Pops, but the racing, with its poor CGI and seizure-inducing colours just seems too cartoony. Yeah, I know. You’re expected me to say it fits because it came from an anime right? Well it doesn’t. It does seem to mesh with the live action. It almost seems as if its two movies in one. The Mach 5 looks badass, as it always did. Every kid I knew that watched the original Speed Racer anime wanted to get behind the wheel of that car. There doesn’t seem to be much of a storyline, but that can be forgiven, based on the source material. But an hour and a half is a lot longer than half hour, so they’d better flesh out what little story there is. But I’m not gonna bash it too much. Just because it didn’t meet my expectations of being like a Fast and the Furious for teens with a few Matrix effects thrown in, doesn’t mean its bad. To be fair, it would be pretty difficult to translate an anime to live action, while satisfying fans of the original anime and those looking for a good live action movie. Plus you can’t take this thing too seriously. After all, the original anime was deliciously campy. As I said before, I’ve got mixed thoughts about this. What do you think?

My thoughts on…the Gematriculator

Categories: Internet

I stumbled across a nifty (yes, I said “nifty”) little site called The Gematriculator some time ago. Being desperate for a blog post, I decided to post my findings. You see, it’s supposed to tell you whether your site is good or evil using the “infallible” methods of Gematria, meaning searching for various patterns throughout the text. Each letter is assigned a different number, and if these patterns are divisible by 7, which is God’s number, then apparently the text has God’s spirit dwelling within it. So I entered this blog’s URL to see whether my writings were divinely inspired or if they had the Devil’s influence subliminally encoded within them. Here are the results:

gematriculatorresults.jpgHmm. Pretty much 50/50. Wow. Guess I’m darker than I thought. Then the text below greeted me by saying, “Wasn’t that fun? Now waste your time by killing everyone!” Well, I do think about killing people a few times per week. Oh God, I’m gonna burn in Hell aren’t I?

My thoughts on…the return of American Gladiators

Categories: Entertainment

americangladiators.jpgEver since I got the Internet, I rarely watch TV, save for news. Not even the epic Heroes can hold my interest. My sister and I used to fight over the remote. Now we fight over the mouse. But the return of a television classic may change that, if even for a while. American Gladiators is set to return on Sunday, January 6th, 2008 on NBC, and I could not be happier. I spent untold hours of my youth watching that show, and it holds a particularly special place in my heart. (Yes. I actually have one of those.)

To me it was like a real life Power Rangers. Grown-ups dressed like Captain America wannabes engaged in pointless battles with each other and scurrying through colourful, elaborate mazes like rats for our amusement. I still remember names like Nitro, Tower, Thunder and Bronco. Sure, the women were a bit masculine, the guys were meatheads and the tights looked kinda gay on them. Plus the game mechanics weren’t the most intricate, but I liked the action, and I would often imagine myself in the show, especially in the Hamster Ball.

Now that I’ve entered adulthood, looking back on the series, I must say it was a bit immature. But I’d be a hypocrite if I scoffed at it, as I like similar shows such as MXC and Ninja Warrior. (Here’s a little fun fact for you Naruto fans. Ninja Warrior is called “Sasuke” in Japan.) And sometimes you gotta throw your brain out the window and enjoy the show. Heck, I do that for half the crap Hollywood spits out anyway. The new American Gladiators promises to have new obstacles and of course, new gladiators. The hosts will be Hulk Hogan and Laila Ali, daughter of “The Greatest” and who I just noticed is super fine. The rest is pretty much a mystery. You can watch the video here, and yes Taylor, it does look 300-ish. I’m definately gonna watch. Hey. If that crappy Cavemen could get a decent shot on the airwaves, then why not this?