My thoughts on…Jenkem
November 6th 2007 -
Hello there folks. It’s offbeat news time, meaning it’s time for some WTF?! This post will throw you for a loop. Turns out that the young people, in their never-ending quest to destroy their bright futures, have invented a brand new drug. But as you know, young people don’t have much money, besides allowance and change from lunch, so obviously this drug isn’t as expensive or as glamourous as coke or ecstasy. In fact, it’s free, and manufacturing it doesn’t require a knowledge of chemistry. The ingredients can be found in the nearest toilet. Yeah. This drug is da shit. Literally.
Jenkem, also called Butthash, Waste, Fruit from Crack Pipe, and my favourite, Leroy Jenkems, is a homemade drug created by fermenting faeces and urine in a bottle from a couple days to a couple hours, normally with a balloon attached to the top to collect the gas. The gas is then inhaled, giving the user a euphoric high. Users say they feel “out of it” and are even able to commune with the dead. But before you try it (dear God, please tell me I’m wrong), just be prepared to deal with your mouth tasting like a sewer for a couple days afterward. Just when I thought I couldn’t lose any more faith in humanity. Where are those Columbine guys when you need them? I know you wouldn’t believe me, so see for yourself.
Jenkem isn’t really new. It originated in Africa, where they would sniff their accumulated waste to escape the grinding poverty they endured. Now it’s being taken up by bratty Western kids with too much time on their hands. Hooray for globalization! This is a rather sad and pathetic way to get high. Why can’t they buy a bag o’ weed and split it amongst themselves like normal people? Or at least share a blunt! Disclaimer: This blog does not endorse the use of marijuana or any other illegal narcotic. But why are you so disgusted? You’re almost just as bad! When you fart, don’t you sometimes take a whiff, especially if you think it’s a rancid one? C’mon. Admit it. We’ve all done it. Sniffing poop gas? What’s next? People drinking shit? Oh wait.
mad bull Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Now how are they going to make that sh| illegal? Bummer!
bobby Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
That is so freakin nasty .,.,..YUCK!!!!!
Melody Says:
November 7th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Re: “It originated in Africa.” Poor Africa.
GC Says:
November 7th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I’m suspicious about this story. I did see the bbc story after I did some checking today but I still find it hard to believe.
Ricardo Says:
November 7th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
That is about the grossest thing that I have heard in awhile. People will do anything for a quick high and this proves it.
Jamaipanese Says:
November 10th, 2007 at 11:21 am
dude!!!!!!! yuck….how do I unread this!
jdid Says:
November 18th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
soon you’ll be able to sell ya farts
Cranky Putz Says:
November 19th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Yuck!