My thoughts on…Chris Crocker
If you frequent YouTube on a daily basis, chances are you know of Chris Crocker. “Chris who?” you may ask. He’s the “star” of that ridiculous “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” video. When I first saw it, I couldn’t stop laughing, especially when he said “anyone how has a problem with her, you deal with me.” Yeah, ’cause you’re so intimidating. Whatchya gonna do? Throw glitter at me? I pretty much ignored it after that. But when I learned of how popular it became (viewed nearly 8 million times), I realized that it was more than just another YouTube funnie. But what really got me steamed was the fact that he was offered his own TV show!
Yes. Chris Crocker, the little queer Southern drama queen gets a TV show because his stupid two-minute rant racked up tons of views (a lot of which aren’t genuine because he uses page refreshers), while there are people out there with terrific ideas being shunted. What were they thinking? A gay kid surviving in the Bible belt. It’s a regular fish out of water story. This new show will be simply faaabulouuus! I can already smell the ratings. Who says TV is running out of ideas? But that’s not all. This video made me officially hate the guy. In it, Crocker says he can’t think about 9/11 because of what Britney’s going through. WTF? Years ago, hundreds of people died in a vicious attack on your home soil and you’re worried about some whackjob celebrity?
Plus I didn’t mention how disturbingly gay he is. Not to be homophobic or anything, but he’s girlier than most girls. And I don’t care how open-minded you say you are, a guy wearing eyeliner is just weird. Thank God for Seth Green’s parody and others like it, which emphasized just how stupid this whole thing is. I know Chris’ TV show is gonna tank, because people watched the video because they wanted a quick laugh. Nothing more. Internet celebrities are a flash in the pan, most of which never attain true celebrity. Has “The Star Wars Kid” gotten a movie deal? Does “Leeroy Jenkins” have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. No. So Chris Crocker, enjoy your celebrity while you can, and I for one can’t wait for the day when you simply disappear. I don’t like you, and the sooner I can forget about you, the better.
From the picture, he looks kinda weird! TV is all crazy nowadays! (* shakes head *)
I watched the video…and I laughed…but I don’t like him…something about him irritates me.
That thing is 100% gay. Seriuosly.. I posted a video of him doing an interview.. the thing is full on liberachi type gay…. anything for some popularity huh.. kinda sad. and to reward him.. give him his own tv show… it all makes sense now.. :s
Am ‘hearing’ about him for de 1st time. Thought only MJ engendered that level of fanaticism.
Strange character. One of those that can get on your nerves really quickly.
damn, my whole morning is spoiled now because I soiled my brain looking at that piece of shit
Seriously disturbing. What some people will do for 2 seconds of fame.
LOL!!!! Where as I share your sentiment dont you think ur being a bit harsh Crazy ppl have feelings too you know
it was a silly video. cant believe someone offered him a show. life is so unfair aint it
See… I have no problems with gays. Your sexual orientation is your own choice… what I don’t get is why some people have to be so flaming?! I mean why out-woman women?!
Once again he’s not a dude
heard of him but I have little patience for youtube and the way it is slow at times.
Never heard of him, and I already know enough to know I don’t need to know anything more!
Leon what have i ever done for you to expose me to this dog gone i am going to ghave freaking nitemares ..shit hope i sleep with out dreaming …cho
yeah, weird ….first saw the clip of him on Jay Leno one nite….to each his own, but i think as JD says, it is all about his two minutes of fame!!! and it worked…
I’d like to see you make a youtube video.
I’m back
how come his top lip doesn’t move?
That is weird.
@ GC: He being gay and all that maybe he indulges in a lot of extra lip work… just saying.
I laughed my ass off at that video. But I am also sick of Brittney bashing, not so much because I pity her, but there is a war in Iraq, monks dying in Burma and most celebrities are useless.
I don’t find it amusing. The first time I watched it I didn’t laugh. My teammate finds it fu&(ing hilarious, I really don’t see it. Good for him though..
Oh my! He’s a bit disturbing but unfortunately, I am a defender of Britney. She’s a prime example of parents who push their children into show business at a young age and then abandon them when they’re in need.
u want ur own show too??? lol…
You should look at the other videos he made some are really fun. BTW, I think that some of his texts are kind of disturbing… in a good way. poor him his only mistake was to be an easy target for Fox News and J Leno…
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