My thoughts on…Halle Berry’s pregnancy
WARNING: This post may shatter the fantasies of many grown men. In extreme cases, it may cause weeping. If you wish to keep on deluding yourself that you have a snowball’s chance in Hell with Halle Berry, please ignore this post.
Gentlemen, behold! (Aqua Teen reference folks.) A pregnant Halle Berry! Not as hot as she usually is. But then again few women do pull off the pregnant look. She’s three months pregnant in the picture. Who’s the bastard that did this? Mr. Gabriel Aubry, or as we know him as “That Lucky Bastard.” Don’t worry. The guy’s a model, so unlike Kevin Federline, he actually has a job.
He’s quite handsome too, so their kid should be quite a looker. So keep your fingers crossed that it’s a girl, and mark your calendars for the day she turns 18. And get this? The child should be born on Valentine’s Day! So the kid will get both Valentine’s and birthday gifts. Not to mention the added attention from the opposite sex because of its good looks. It’ll be annoyed by all the MILF jokes its friends will make though. This pregnancy had better not ruin her like Britney’s did. It seems like just yesterday I was fantasizing about her, in her hot schoolgirl uniform. Dear God Halle, PLEASE don’t let that happen!
*blocks mind*
thats not halle!!!!!!!!
:(
happy for her… as a woman even i think she is hot……after two bad marriages she deserves a break…..i had high hope for her second marriage…eric benet i think that was his name…..
Well all the best for her, it’s about time she enjoys the joys of motherhood.
Seems beauuutiful girls can make guys suicidal in other ways than when she says that it’s over.
She’s still looking good, and might I add, is very brave for having her first child at 40. Or is it 41? Wish her all the very best.
Its about time Halle! this is old news but im jus saying…
hi Leon, been seeing u roun the place so i decide to come check out the young’ns blog
that’s definitely more than 3 months
Someone planted a seed in Halle…
I mean, good for her…
So much for monster’s ball
@ mar ERIC BENNET???? he gives new meaning to the word man whore… even i am disgusted with his so called player life style. My surprise is that it lasted
so long
Actually I’m glad she’s have a kid. I love MILFs!!!! Give her a couple years and I will holla at her then. She can keep the model and come play with me
Halle deserves some happiness what with all the problems she has had in the past relationship-wise. Its going to be hard for me to let her go… but if she is happy… I am happy
And people tell me I should already be a momma.
Onlike Britney, Halle Berry actually has a 1/2 a brain. She’s 3 months in that picture? She doesn’t even look like she has a belly!