Info: September 15, 2007 Posted by: Leon 10 comments

marryourdaughter.jpgYou’ve heard of mail order brides right? If you ever considered purchasing one? If you’re a lonely man in your late 20s or early 30s whose had average success with women (and that’s being generous), chances are you have. But why buy one from Russia, Lithuania, or some other eastern European country, one that probably can’t even speak English?

And let’s say you do take that risk. You might find out that your innocent, servile wife actually has a record, and killed her former husbands for their money. Next thing you know, one night during lovemaking, you’re the one that ends up getting penetrated…with a knife! Why take the chance, when you can get willing young women from the west?

You can at MarryOurDaughter.com. It features young women, (and I do mean young. Some as young as 14), for sale for as high as $50,000. But think of what you’re getting! Beautiful young women, with their hymens probably intact! You’ve gotta admit, that’s a rarity nowadays. Plus their naivety’s gotta be worth something! Ok, before you guys whip out your credit cards, there’s something I have to tell you first.

It’s not real.

Yup, the site is a hoax. Man, I wish April Fool’s was today. But don’t feel bad. Many others were duped. 20 million page views worth. John Ordover, creator of the site, said that it was a parody meant to draw attention to inconsistencies in state marriage laws. It’s a crime for adults to have sex with minors, but children as young as 12 are allowed to get married with parental and sometimes judicial permission. So it was one big practical joke. Kinda disappointed though. I had my eye on Gabriella M.

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