My thoughts on…Paris Hilton having a baby
September 12th 2007 -
When I heard the news, it shocked me. Almost as much as the fact that Britney Spears actually wore underwear at the VMAs. Paris Hilton, the Paris Hilton, wants to have a baby. Yes, Paris Hilton wants to SPAWN! She wants to have her baby next year, and she’s in training.
Exercising. Not that kind of training.
Her thoughts on this life changing decision? “I wanna have, like, a family and a guy.” I don’t mind if it’s a boy. Dude’ll be a handsome and rich, bound to score with most if not all the young starlets of his generation. But what if it’s a girl? The thought is almost too horrible for words. Two Paris Hiltons roaming this earth? I just ate my dinner. I now have a fork in my hand, and trust me, that wall socket’s looking pretty good right now.
Paris, you can barely manage yourself? How can you take care of another human being? And don’t think that taking care of your chihuahua entitles you raise a child. A kid is far more complicated than a dog. You can’t stick it in your Louis Vuitton handbag and carry it with you. Plus it’s not like you’re a paragon of virtue or anything. Will you be able to properly teach your child morals? She says that the father doesn’t have to be handsome. (Well, that leaves me out of the running.)
“I used to care about looks,” she says, “but I’ve grown out of that stage. They have to be a good person.” Really now? Maybe she’s grown out of her shallowness, or maybe she’s so vain that she thinks her genes are so good that they can overshadow any butt ugliness her partner may have. Suppose she had a kid with Flava Flav? Uhh. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. If Conan jumped on this, did one of those “If they mated” mixups, and I missed it, I’m really gonna be pissed.
iRonnie Says:
September 12th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
i suppose that this news is not an attempt from paris to join her friend britney in the limelight. newmakers of the hour! :p
bobby Says:
September 12th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
<p>You know you have a thing for Paris right, you must realise by now, well in case you don’t…. Leon you got a fix on Paris. By the way hear she likes black men and has her eyes on 50 cents… the possible dada too…. him wi shot yuh so be careful.</p>
taylor2nd Says:
September 12th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
hey.. if britney could do it why not paris. both of em are crackheads… Who knows maybe she needs something like this to clear up all that haze from her eyes.
marangand Says:
September 13th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Bobby, i was gonna say the same thing….Leon has a thign for Paris although he doesnt want to admit it
Shonari Says:
September 13th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
A kid having a kid, She probably thinks that having a kid is like having a pet Chihuahua as you picture so skillfully demonstrates. Do you have a thing for Paris? i am equally interested in your answer.
Leon Says:
September 13th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
So, y’all wanna know if I have a crush on Paris. Well, maybe. With the frequency of Paris related posts I publish, I’m starting to wonder myself.
courtney Says:
September 13th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
smh. you know what? that photo is sooo wrong. lol… but that’s just like you.
I’m thinking you’re feelin’ Paris tough.
kami Says:
September 13th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I thought she actually was pregnant..She will just hire nannies