Info: August 24, 2007 Posted by: Leon 5 comments

nritchie_mugshot.jpgYesterday, Nicole Ritchie was released from jail after serving time in prison. Length of time: 3:15 pm to 4:37 pm, 82 harrowing minutes. Gee. I wonder who’ll get the movie rights. 82 friggin’ minutes?! That’s how long it takes me to get to school during rush hour! Do they really expect Nicole to contemplate the consequences of her destructive behaviour in such a short period of time? Is it me, or is Justice not as blind as we once thought?

I mean she once got arrested once for driving her SUV under the influence…the wrong way! She also confessed to smoking weed and using Vicodin, while four months pregnant! This girl deserves at least 82 days. And this all took place at the LA county jail for women, where her buddy Paris did time. Hmm, I wonder if she was trying to get arrested so that she could whip up the media frenzy that surrounded Paris’ release. Sorry Nic. Paris outclasses you on all levels of skininess, skankiness, ditziness, shallowness and purposelessness. Could’ve been worse. She could’ve gotten the draconian sentence of four days she was originally meant to serve.

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