My thoughts on…Paris Hilton doing time

June 6th 2007 -

Y’all must be mighty pissed at the length of time that I’ve been absent from my blog. Truth is, I’ve been quite busy the past few days. But enough. Plus I’ve got a bad case of blogger’s block. Enough apologizing. Back to the post. Some time back I spoke of Paris Hilton being sent to jail for 45 days. Well her time officially began on Monday. She traded in her designer clothing for a drab orange uniform, took her mugshot and went to her cell, with surprisingly no complaint. But that doesn’t mean she was treated like an ordinary prisoner. She was exempted from a cavity search and was allowed to keep her makeup on during the mugshot. And have you seen her prison cell? It’s cleaner than most living rooms! And this is no exaggeration. I didn’t see a spot of the walls. It was as if they renovated the cell especially for her. She even has a metal toilet. Guess ceramic isn’t good enough for her perfectly pampered bum.

You’d expect 26-year old Paris to finally kick into adult gear and take responsibility for her actions. But she’s still whining like a 12-year old. She says she’s scared, complains that the cell is “freezing cold”, hasn’t slept or eaten, and is worried about a staph infection outbreak there. Lemme get this straight. She arrives in prison and there’s suddenly an infectious outbreak? Hmmm. They even called in an emergency psychiatrist to deal with the “trauma.” Heck, even when in prison, she’s still the center of attention. She’s got fans there chanting her name, and instead of throwing a wrench in the Paris Hilton media machine, it’s working overtime, as the press can’t get enough of Hilton’s “hell-on-earth.” And after all this, she may be released 23 days for good behaviour. I have a funny feeling that this won’t change her behaviour much. It’ll probably be an experience for her to write another bad song or book about.

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9 Responses on “My thoughts on…Paris Hilton doing time”

Bobby Says:
June 7th, 2007 at 12:13 am
Oh yes and she gonna make a movie then do an album and ….. i am so hating now
Stunner Says:
June 7th, 2007 at 2:43 am
I’m sure this is somehow going to work in her favour! Damn it!
Just John Says:
June 7th, 2007 at 7:47 am
They all get metal toilets. They can bust the traditional ones into sharp pieces…

I’d rather she simply had a hole in the floor to squat over. I’m sure that we can expect more of her “famous for being famous” blather after this.
Jamaipanese Says:
June 7th, 2007 at 10:51 am
you heard it here first

Look out for the Reality TV spin-off!!!
Jdid Says:
June 7th, 2007 at 11:30 am
well it worked, thay apparently released her after 3 days. chupse!
Crankyputz Says:
June 7th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
They’ve released her, what a Joke!
Ricardo Says:
June 7th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
but how do you feel about her early release? This is absurd!!!
marangand Says:
June 8th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Well, Just heard that a judge ordered her to go back to jail, so the drama continues……i do smell a reality series coming out of this….
Abeni Says:
June 8th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Anna Nicole all over again.Sick of the media coverage