Categories: Ramblings

Today I read one of the most unbelievable articles ever. It had the headline “We only date ugly men.” Here’s the article if you don’t believe me. It talks about women who find muscular good-looking men unattractive. The first thing I thought is, “are these women insane?” You mean to tell me if Brad or Denzel offered themselves to them, they’d turn them down? But actually their reason for loving the not-so-fair fellows makes a lot of sense. Ugly guys, according to them, they harder, are more interesting, perform better in bed and are more intriguing, among other things.

And these girls are not desperate or ugly either. These girls are the type that you’d drop your girlfriend for in a minute. Hot, bright eyed blondes with cute smiles. But on some level, I must applaud these women. They are not shallow like most. They are actually able to see beyond to exterior of their potential suitors. I feel a bit betrayed. All the money spent on products to maintain my sexy or improve it, and it turns out that women want the opposite now? The mystery called woman has gotten a lot harder to figure out, gentlemen. Now excuse me. I’ve got to go knock out some teeth and shave my head.