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My thoughts on…Paris Hilton going to jail

May 9th 2007 -

Infamous party girl Paris Hilton has played a farmer and maid on “The Simple Life.” But now she’s gonna play an even less glamorous role - prison inmate, as she has been sentenced to time in jail for violation of her probation. HALLELUJAH! This is the best story I’ve heard in a long time. Finally she will suffer the consequences of her actions. And if the way her mother acted in the courtroom is any indication, maybe for the first time in her life. Her mother Kathy laughed during the proceedings and asked the judge for his autograph when he made his ruling. She and her other half are the reason Paris is spoiled rotten like this. I bet when she was little and she kicked a kid and the kid told the teacher, who then gave her detention, her parents sued the school for Paris’ emotional distress.

And don’t think that she’ll be going to any five-star prison like the Hilton *rimshot*. She’ll be going to regular prison, where she’ll wear an orange jumpsuit, eat food barely fit for human consumption, and stay in an 8-by-12 foot cell, without any of her designer luxuries. Hopefully this will teach her some humility. But will she respect the decision of the court and do her time? Nope. Like any spoiled brat, she’ll try to find some means to get her own way. She’s started a petition and is turning to the Governator for a pardon. Figures.

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14 Responses on “My thoughts on…Paris Hilton going to jail”

1. 
   taylor2nd Says:
   May 9th, 2007 at 10:17 pm

   yeh.. get lock up yes.. let her get turned out by lesbian lock up women.. Its about time, you are not above the law hilton.. you could own a few more hotels for all i care.. got to jail.. go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars…

2. 
   Crankyputz Says:
   May 10th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

   I do think she is spoilt, and needs a dose of reality, but I do think her sentance is a little harsh, there are so many people who get off with much lighter sentences for much more heineous crimes. I don’t like her unwarranted celebrity, but I do feel like she has been handed a harsher sentence because of it. Look snoop hasn’t even got a jail sentence yet. But Paris has…sort of unfair?

3. 
   Campfyah Says:
   May 10th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

   I say send he stank behind to jail and her possee Britney, Nicole and Lindsay too…alla dem need some good prision time…waste ah people damned time…

4. 
   Mighty Afroditee Says:
   May 10th, 2007 at 8:36 pm

   I had a vision of her hosting a reality show from prison. Sad fact is, the heifer will only profit from the experience more when ehs gets out.

5. 
   Jamaipanese Says:
   May 11th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

   arg I wish it possible for her to get LYPHE!!!!!!!

   I hope she makes lots of “friends” in jail

6. 
   Enemy of the Republic Says:
   May 11th, 2007 at 5:33 pm

   I would like to say good riddance, but I think we have a Paris Martha Stewart. And something tells me that her jail will be nicer than where I live.

7. 
   Abeni Says:
   May 11th, 2007 at 10:29 pm

   Cp..I agree with you..the rational me does but lol I still wish was life

8. 
   Happybutterfly Says:
   May 12th, 2007 at 7:28 am

   I like that, “go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go”comment.Lol!Yes, this is a good story. Loads blogging about it and everyone wanting her to go to jail. Fabulous. Most interesting is the “keep her in jail” petition as opposed to the “keep her out” one..People are just too funny.

9. 
   C~ Says:
   May 12th, 2007 at 4:56 pm

   I agree…I actually blogged about it too. I can’t believe they gave her a date to show up to jail, rather than just hauling her ass then and there to the pokey.

   Check out the shirt I designed for her cellmate! I think these will be popular…LOL

10. 
    De Immigrant Says:
    May 12th, 2007 at 11:08 pm

    Yes roots its about time she get a brush of the real world! She 54-46 is her number!!!

11. 
    Stunner Says:
    May 14th, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    I celebrate with you Leon, its about time the start teaching these spoilt, above the law of common people, brats a lesson. I hope she goes to a real harsh prison too and spend the full term! But will she have a new reality show, “The Prison Life”?

    The only thing that upsets me is the fact they gave her a date to turn up for jail, what the ^%@*!%! The should have hauled he skinny ass to jail right then and there!

12. 
    Scratchie Says:
    May 15th, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    I agree with you that she needs to do the time. The unfortunate reality of it is that she will probably get off, if for no other reason, her money. Parenting is so important and based on her mothers courtroom manners, she was certainly dragged up instead of raised.

13. 
    Jdid Says:
    May 17th, 2007 at 11:19 am

    lock she up and throw away the key

14. 
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    August 25th, 2007 at 1:09 am

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