Info: May 9, 2007 Posted by: Leon 14 comments

Infamous party girl Paris Hilton has played a farmer and maid on “The Simple Life.” But now she’s gonna play an even less glamorous role - prison inmate, as she has been sentenced to time in jail for violation of her probation. HALLELUJAH! This is the best story I’ve heard in a long time. Finally she will suffer the consequences of her actions. And if the way her mother acted in the courtroom is any indication, maybe for the first time in her life. Her mother Kathy laughed during the proceedings and asked the judge for his autograph when he made his ruling. She and her other half are the reason Paris is spoiled rotten like this. I bet when she was little and she kicked a kid and the kid told the teacher, who then gave her detention, her parents sued the school for Paris’ emotional distress.

And don’t think that she’ll be going to any five-star prison like the Hilton *rimshot*. She’ll be going to regular prison, where she’ll wear an orange jumpsuit, eat food barely fit for human consumption, and stay in an 8-by-12 foot cell, without any of her designer luxuries. Hopefully this will teach her some humility. But will she respect the decision of the court and do her time? Nope. Like any spoiled brat, she’ll try to find some means to get her own way. She’s started a petition and is turning to the Governator for a pardon. Figures.

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