My thoughts on…prehistoric passion

May 2nd 2007 -

Sorry about my recent absences guys. Its just that I have exams now, I’ve been studying like crazy. But don’t worry. Exams finish tomorrow, so I should be back on schedule then. Here’s an interesting bit of news I heard the other day. Archaeologists say that prehistoric man had sex for fun, and stuff like group sex, transvestism, bondage and sex which we modern man thought we came up with actually originated with them. Looks like Fred and Barney were just as freaky as us. They’ve found a 30,000 year old statue of a naked woman (the first sex symbol) and a stone phallus around the same age (the first dildo) in a German cave (where else?).

I wonder if they’ve got a cave drawing of the act. That would make it the first porno movie. But I don’t think those scientists should congratulate themselves too much. Sure, our ancient ancestors weren’t exactly brain surgeons, but they should’ve had enough sense to understand the pleasures of sex. And Og probably stuck his skin club into every fleshy crevice he could find, in search of that pleasure. Besides, they had to find something to do while hiding in caves trying not to get eaten by dinos. Hopefully news of this will help the Geico cavemen get some tail, after all the emotional distress they’ve been through.

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9 Responses on “My thoughts on…prehistoric passion”

Crankyputz Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:44 am
I love the randomness of this blog….
taylor2nd Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:25 pm
lol.. easy LR.. always with the jokes lol. good entry
owen Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:33 pm
sometimes dem scientists no have nutten fi do
scratchie Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:35 pm
lol this one was good.
Jdid Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:00 pm
was going to make a joke about the stone items but i’ll save it

besides think about it what was prehistoric man suppose to do. he aint had no cable or computer in the caves
Campfyah Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:12 pm
truly random thoughts…imagiane prehistoric porn…things tha make yuh go huummmm
Ri Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Those Gieco cavemen just get better all the time. They are off the hook!
Abeni Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
hahaha..good post Leon..Go cavemen
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