My thoughts on…prehistoric passion
Sorry about my recent absences guys. Its just that I have exams now, I’ve been studying like crazy. But don’t worry. Exams finish tomorrow, so I should be back on schedule then. Here’s an interesting bit of news I heard the other day. Archaeologists say that prehistoric man had sex for fun, and stuff like group sex, transvestism, bondage and sex which we modern man thought we came up with actually originated with them. Looks like Fred and Barney were just as freaky as us. They’ve found a 30,000 year old statue of a naked woman (the first sex symbol) and a stone phallus around the same age (the first dildo) in a German cave (where else?).
I wonder if they’ve got a cave drawing of the act. That would make it the first porno movie. But I don’t think those scientists should congratulate themselves too much. Sure, our ancient ancestors weren’t exactly brain surgeons, but they should’ve had enough sense to understand the pleasures of sex. And Og probably stuck his skin club into every fleshy crevice he could find, in search of that pleasure. Besides, they had to find something to do while hiding in caves trying not to get eaten by dinos. Hopefully news of this will help the Geico cavemen get some tail, after all the emotional distress they’ve been through.
I love the randomness of this blog….
lol.. easy LR.. always with the jokes lol. good entry
sometimes dem scientists no have nutten fi do
lol this one was good.
was going to make a joke about the stone items but i’ll save it
besides think about it what was prehistoric man suppose to do. he aint had no cable or computer in the caves
truly random thoughts…imagiane prehistoric porn…things tha make yuh go huummmm
Those Gieco cavemen just get better all the time. They are off the hook!
hahaha..good post Leon..Go cavemen
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