My thoughts on…Robot Michael Jackson
Our favourite child molester (allegedly), Michael Jackson, has returned from Japan, and seems to have taken their love of giant robots with him, as he wants to build a giant 50-foot robot in Las Vegas. And no, it’s not April Fool’s Day. Check the calendar. This is in an effort to win back his adoring fans. This is obviously a ploy to get more naive, young boys into his arms. I mean which demographic is most into giant robots and lasers? I ask you! And get this, they plan for his robot to shoot frickin’ laser beams out of its frickin’ eyes! I wonder what it would be called? MechaMichael? Or my pick, RoboPedo?
Have they considered what would happen if it gets out of control? It would rampage the Nevada desert, with little boys in one hand, and climb the highest point in Vegas, Kong style. And what if there’s a cockpit inside that Michael can enter and pilot it? Who will stop him from molesting children then?
“Yes (evil grin while rubbing palms together), everything is going according to plan. Simply make them think that I’m just trying to regain a few fans. Then create my giant child molesting robot, let it amuse them for a while, then unleash its power on the unsuspecting populous! I will destroy those accursed courts that tarnished my image. Then I will be free to express my once forbidden love with the children of men! And they said I was crazy! (Evil laugh)”
Michael, if you want to draw attention to yourself, just do what everyone does nowadays, make a sex tape and “accidentally” publish it on the Internet. It’s far cheaper and far more effective. But then again, who’d want to see Wacko Jacko going at it, except out of some twisted curiosity?
Hey that’s not fair! I like giant robots and lasers and I’m no Jacko!
But seriously, the only way to get back to some level of respectability (if at all possible) is to start producing good music again. He hasn’t done that in a good long time.
LOL! Leon I see your imagination is as vivid as mine! We need to put a stop to this for all the little innocent young boys! But, does Micheal still have enough money to carry out this gastly plan?
ewwww…a Michael sex tape? spare us..But yeah make music is what he must do
yeh… i agree abeni.. sex tape… the thought makes me sick.. um.. I’m all for robotics still but not a gaint micheal. I’m talking gundams.. yeahh wing zero… wickedly sick.
You know if Jacko does a Wacko Celine Dion Styled Show in Vegas its going to be a sell out…
just put out a decent album michael. hey if r kelly can get us to forget about his freaky stuff and just hear his music so can michael
I feel the same way Taylor. Angel Wing Zero’s my fav.