Info: March 29, 2007 Posted by: Leon 7 comments

Yes indeed, King George has made a royal mess of things, especially his pet project, the war in Iraq. And with quarter of 2007 gone, it looks like it will take a miracle to redeem himself and his administration. President Bush, I’ve got a poem for you.

Georgie, Georgie once stood tall,

Georgie, Georgie had a great fall,

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,

Couldn’t put Iraq together again.

Understandably, everyone’s sizing up the 2008 presidential candidates, trying to figure out who can get America out of the hole Dubya has put it in. There are four main candidates, the main contenters being Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama, because whichever of them enters The Whitehouse, it will be a first. If Hilary wins, she’ll be the first female president. If Barack wins, he’ll be the first black president. Hilary, that frigid harpie (I’ll never forgive you for making Bill suffer) is in the lead according to the polls. Would hate to see her during her time of the month. Second is Barack Obama, who I’m rooting for. Not because he’s black, but because he’s black and ARTICULATE. Apparently the fact that his last name sounds like a well-known terrorist’s doesn’t seem to be affecting his popularity much, though I think the Americans are a bit numb when it comes to terrorism, after hearing Dubya use it in every other sentence. But the odds are against you my brother. There’s a reason it’s called “The Whitehouse,” and it’ll be a hell of a task convincing those red state farmers who voted for Bush to vote Democrat.

Rudy Giuliani is in third place. No surprise, as he has been an excellent mayor of New York. John Edwards, John Kerry’s former lackey, thinks he has what it takes to sit in the big chair. But the people don’t think so, as he’s currently in fourth place, but he’s not last, as there are many other candidates, a new one seeming to pop up every week. Interesting candidates include Law & Order’s Fred Thompson and Al Gore (can’t the guy take a hint? America doesn’t like you!) This is starting to remind me of the race for governor of California in 2003. Wonder why Mary Carey and Gary Coleman haven’t thrown their hats in the ring? Has President Bush f*cked up everything so badly that everyone thinks they can do a better job than him? Ok then. Don’t shout all at once. This promises to be one of the better elections, no matter who wins. So you know I’ll be watching.

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