My thoughts…on stuff

No, it’s not some B-grade porno on Showtime, though I don’t think that it’d be beneath her given her “exotic” past. It is quite actually what it sounds like. Apparently someone was cleaning a house in LA where Anna Nicole Smith stayed and found two of her diaries, dated 1992 and 1994. Good for you my brother. You made couple bucks off a dead celeb’s scribbles. Hope that can ease the pain of your Hollywood dreams being shattered. They were then put them up for sale on EBay and bought by a German businessman for a whopping $620,000! I wondered what exactly he was going to do with them. My first thought was something freaky like dress up in some bondage wear, tear each leaf from the diaries and rub it all over himself while chanting, “Do you like mein body?” (We all know Germans are weird.)

But I later found out that he wants to use the information to compile a book. Not bad. My hat’s off to you for some keen business sense. Though I wonder how he’ll manage to compile a book with that little information, despite the fact that the guy at the auction house says it’s “like a soap opera.” (Was probably just trying justify the ridiculous price tag.) That’s a pic of one of the diaries right there. I’m not kidding. One whole page and barely a sentence. But then again this is Anna Nicole Smith we’re talking about. So far the only parts about the diaries that interested me is the fact that Anna thought she was a fat when she was the Guess model and that she hated sex. Well that’s what happens when you’re humping a fossil. And the results of her autopsy came out today. Drumroll please! Anna Nicole Smith… died from…an accidental drug overdose! Yeah, I’m disappointed too. But I can’t help thinking that she killed herself. She did want to be just like Marilyn Munroe, and she died in suspiciously the same circumstances at roughly the same age. However she died, I just hope that the media circus surrounding her death will itself die.