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My thoughts on…Angelina Jolie: Cradle Raider

March 15th 2007 -

Yup, turns out Angelina Jolie assimilated…I mean adopted yet another child from a third world country. This time it was a three-year old boy from Vietnam named Pham Quang Sang. Say that five times fast. He’s been renamed Four of…(ahem), Pax Thien Jolie, the next to join the multi-cultural grab bag she calls a family. I wonder why she adopts all these children? Maybe she’s trying to play the good humanitarian and help as many kids as she can. Maybe she’s one of those quirky celebrities (you know the ones), and wants to have a “collection” of kids. Maybe she’s trying to overthrow the leaders of her kids’ respective countries of origin, and is using adoption as a means to gain political power. I mean look at the way they treated her in Namibia! She was so guarded heavily while with child you’d think Fort Knox was under her skirt or something. And when her kid was born, she was immediately offered Namibian citizenship. They didn’t just roll out the red carpet for her, they gave her the entire carpet factory!

I think she’s trying to assimilate all of the children in the world and raise an army of drones to finally assimilate the entire planet. I mean look at her! That kind of beauty is not natural! If this is what she really plans to do, there’d be little resistance. All she’d need to do is look at you with those seductive eyes and utter these words from her soft, pouty lips, “resistance is futile.” That’d be it for me. I commend Angelina on her third adoption, especially given the fact that the tyke was an orphan abandoned at birth. But I hope she doesn’t get too carried away with the adoption thing. We don’t want anymore Nicole Richies in this world. And who knows? Maybe I’d like life as a drone.

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10 Responses on “My thoughts on…Angelina Jolie: Cradle Raider”

1. 
   Gordon Swaby Says:
   March 15th, 2007 at 9:34 pm

   Hehehe loved this one really loved it one of your best posts

2. 
   Cuppojoe Says:
   March 15th, 2007 at 10:35 pm

   Are these truly your thoughts on this topic, or what you think your readers will laugh at?

3. 
   Rose Says:
   March 16th, 2007 at 12:30 am

   Great post…It’s okay for her to adopt children who are without parents, etc. I just worry that she is working toward a rainbow community…that sorta bothers me…that is going to take a lot of time, energy, love and devotion to teach all these children about their cultures.

4. 
   M Says:
   March 16th, 2007 at 10:19 am

   It must be a celebrity thing. Josephine Baker did it way back in the 20’s, Mia Farrow in the 60’s. Unfortunately, many of these children don’t turn out too well. I would like to think that if I had that kind of money, I would build a school like Oprah or maybe a hospital and offer to pay medical school tuition in exchange for working at the hospital for a number of years. Or maybe install a clean water system? I think it’s much nobler to help an entire village rather than pick one child.

5. 
   Crankyputz Says:
   March 16th, 2007 at 11:25 am

   All Im saying is what’s wrong with the Indian kids??? how come she doesn’t want one of us????

6. 
   Gordon Swaby Says:
   March 16th, 2007 at 5:19 pm

   @Cuppojoe. Some of what he said was obviously humor

7. 
   Abeni Says:
   March 16th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

   I not so sure about this thing.It almost looking like a fashion statement now.Sometimes,I wonder if it;s not better to help the children where they are than to move them to a whole different society

8. 
   Leon Says:
   March 16th, 2007 at 7:14 pm

   Thanks for backing me up, Gordon. Of course they are my thoughts Cuppojoe, but I throw in a little humour to make it entertaining.

9. 
   Mad Bull Says:
   March 17th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

   I liked this post too, Leon, and the thought of Jolie looking into my eyes and saying “Resistance is futile”, well, lets just say it could make a volcano erupt, so imagine what it did to me in my “blue-balls” state!

10. 
    RainStorm1212 Says:
    March 17th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    “Cradle Raider” LOL

    I am not a fan of A.J., but I really hope she is adopting these kids out of the goodness of her heart.

    One question: There are thousands of children in the U.S. that need parents/homes. Why isn’t she adopting an American child?? I see that she is breaking her neck to help people from other countries, which is good. But why not help her own first? O.K., I lied…that’s two questions.

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