Categories: Sports

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a cricket match in your own homeland. The powers that be in Jamaica, and as indicated by my fellow Caribloggers, other Caribbean countries, have decided to strip us of the joys of spectatorship during the Cricket World Cup matches. That means no conch shells, no coolers, no cheering, no snacks, and generally no fun. Another thing to add to teh long list of foolishness this event has caused. I’m still wondering why would they do this? Don’t they want the foreigners to experience cricket Caribbean style? Don’t they want the World Cup to be a financial success? Maybe they’re ashamed of our carryings on during matches, and don’t want us uncouth locals to scare the mild-mannered moneyba…I mean visitors away from islands that they may vacation on in the future. On the matter of the refreshments,

I think they want to force people to use the concession stands so they can make further profit. As for vendors, they have to dig deep in their wallets if they have aspirations of selling at the event. Did you know that it costs J$27,000 just to get permission to sell peanuts? Imagine those who wish to sell sovenirs, like mugs, coasters, rags, and those tacky Rasta berets. I guess someone have to pay for all the renovations. My father and I were talking about it last night, and I came up with a third, more sinister theory (everything’s a conspiracy with me). What if they are trying to drive out the locals to leave more seats open for the deep-pocketed visitors? Hey, it’s not that farfetched. It is the Government after all. Oh and the Windies were crushed by the Indians today. What a surprise. Probably the reason why most Caribbean locals aren’t excited about the whole thing, despite their home field advantage.