My thoughts on…Jesus Christ: Baby Daddy
March 6th 2007 -
You’ve probably heard the crap being tossed around the place that Jesus’ bones were found in some tomb, and that the bones of his alleged son were found. Sure we’ve heard this all before. The DaVinci Code made sure of that. And for the uninformed, these claims were made way before that. But the issue has arisen again because the discovery was made by James Cameron, because we all know that being an acclaimed director automatically makes you a qualified archaeologist. The great Mr. Cameron claims that Jesus Christ of Nazareth never ascended, and never died for that matter. He just fainted on the cross, woke up, lived for a couple years, fathered a brat named Judah with Mary Magdalene, and then kicked the bucket. This ticked me off to no end, but after a while, I laughed it off, realizing the idiocy of his claims. #1. These so called DNA remains. Who were they compared with? Does anyone alive have a proved sample of Jesus’ DNA, or did he just come down from heaven and offer one so that his divinity could be disproved? #2. Roman officials confirmed his death. His body was examined and everything, unless you’re too arrogant to believe that back then they could have properly identified a dead body. #3. The names on the graves were far too common to base such a grave claim.
Cameron’s just trying to revive his career by taking advantage of the commercial interest in Jesus triggered by The Passion and trying to create some lame ass DaVinci Code knockoff. When questioned, James said he didn’t mean to offend, he just to wanted to “stretch the imagination” and had a “great passion for a good detective story.” A little advice James, the next time you wanna play Sherlock Holmes, do what the rest of us do: watch CSI and try to tag the perp before show’s end, instead of messing with the faith of millions, ok? I’m happiest of all for Jesus, ’cause 2,000+ years of child support is something no man wants to face. Imagine Jesus on The Maury Show, with some hoochie mama yelling at him to “take responsibility and be a man,” while he sits silently and patiently, waiting for the famous yellow envelope containing the paternity results. Now that’s a show I’d watch!
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taylor2nd Says:
March 7th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Yeh. Davnici code and i’m currently reading this book that the theory kinda originated from. Holy Blood Holy Grail.
the decendants are called merrovingian i think. if they actually are decentants.. the book is all a hypothesis people just took it as sound gospel.
taylor2nd Says:
March 7th, 2007 at 10:45 am
I’m gonna do a post later to show some recent findings on this topic.
ps you can merge my 2 comments sorry for the double
Ricardo Says:
March 7th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Yeah I heard about this one. While we don’t do the Jesus thing I could see how mad some people could get over it.
The thing Cameron is not taking into account is that there were many guys walking around with the name Jesus at the time and they have already found a bunch of other graves with dead guys by the name of Jesus. In fact, they will find many more dead guys with that name before it’s said and done. It was a popular name at the time.
Leon, I do belive the core belifs of your faith will remain well intact no matter how many graves are dug up. Take such claims with a grain of salt and celebrate what you have faith in no matter what they say.
Mighty Afroditee Says:
March 7th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Take James and his motives out of the equasation.I notrelgious, and even me nevah pay him any mind. Always felt that the line between religion and history can be very blurred though, ultimately it comes down to blind faith and core beliefs.
Crankyputz Says:
March 7th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
You got it down pat, DNA Compared to what?
As for Jesus on the Murray show..w.ell I can imagine that all right…..he sitting there, saying look it could have been me…check out dem apostles, they spend a lot time with her too…if you ask me Judah looks a lot like Judas…..
Paula Neal Mooney Says:
March 7th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Good post. Funy.
Yeah, James Cameron’s claims are almost as bad as this preacher who claims to be both Jesus and the anti-Christ all rolled into one:
Paula Mooney: 666 Tattoo on Church Members? Jesus of Suburbia Convinced Them…
Abeni Says:
March 7th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
lol @ Cranky.But seriously,how do they prove these claims? And what was so wrong if he wwas married..nothing as far as I see
GW Says:
March 11th, 2007 at 8:39 am
What else can be said, these are ridiculously sensationalized stories. A friendly invite to all to check out Who Broke the Beaker?
Coverage of a variety of topics as well.
http://www.whobrokethebeaker.com
Only Look Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
He doesn’t want anyone to look. So many don’t want to look.