Categories: Celebrity

As you all know, Britney Spears, former pop princess, has joined the ranks of Natalie Portman, Sinead O’Connor and Captain Jean-Luc Picard when she shaved her head on Friday. As expected, it made the front page of many newspapers and could be found in the pages of others. At least it was a welcome break from Annamania. They’ve probably interviewed her poodle Sugar Pie by now. And imagine, there are countless atrocities happening in places like Darfur, yet the tabloids are interested in Britney’s scalp. Good to see that the media still focuses on delivering the truth to the masses, instead of stooping to sensationalism just to sell papers. She hasn’t given a reason why she did it. Personally, I think this is yet another attempt to keep her in the public eye. I mean look at her. You can see the bones in her head.

I was afraid of what I’d find when I punched in “Britney shaved” into Google Images, as her crotch, seemingly jealous of her face, couldn’t help but get some attention itself. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this move makes K-Fed look like the responsible one. And that’s not the worst of it. Britney’s shorn locks and a can of Red Bull she was drinking were posted on EBay, and the bidding reached $1 million! They are also auctioning Britney’s blue lighter.

How stupid can people get? Heh. Much stupider, as people are busy wasting their lives speculating why she did it. I’ve read pages of theories, including post partum depression, a desire for “rebirth,” temper tantrums, etc. Girl also got tattooed and attacked a car with an umbrella. People also say that she’s on the verge of a “hot new trend,” and knowing how stupid and self-conscious modern teens are it will catch on. She’s now back in rehab, which seems to be the hot new place for Hollywood’s young sluts. Hope she stays there until she sorts herself out, ’cause I’m tired of this. Then again, it’s kinda fun to watch someone descend into the depths of insanity. That’s why you read my blog. Right?