Categories: Entertainment

My Mom watches Lifetime TV all the time (which middle aged female doesn’t?), and for the hour or two that she’s in charge of the remote, I’m forced to watch it with her, and more and more I’m convinced that Lifetime IS THE DEVIL! Well, maybe not that evil, but that channel will make women hate men. In fact, it’ll make men hate themselves,as I found myself asking…myself, “Why do we men do this to women?” Most of the Lifetime movies are about some woman, either naive or wealthy, who falls prey to some evil, manipulative man. And most times it ends up in court, because we all know most women can’t take a guy, so they rely on Johnny Law to aid them. And most of them are “based on a true story”. Truth is stranger than fiction, so they could make a movie about a single Mom/secret agent/supermodel and they could find some real life reference somewhere.

I think Lifetime was made by a bunch of cranky feminists who wanted to spread their hatred of men to the world. Thankfully there’s Spike TV, which I can use to replenish my testosterone after the onslaught of estrogen that is Lifetime. Admittedly, I do like some of the movies on Lifetime. And no guys, you can’t revoke my “Heterosexual Male” card! But a lot of them are biased toward women. But what can you expect? It is “Television for Women.” But they make it seem as if women are still under the thumb of male-dominated society, and the truth is,this is fast becoming a woman’s world. You now have female CEOs, doctors, prime ministers, lawyers, etc. In fact, there’s not a field out there that you can’t find a woman. So drop the victim syndrome already Lifetime. And stop portraying men as villainous, self-serving monsters. You’re giving our half of the species a bad name.