My thoughts on…Britney Spears’ upskirt
December 9th 2006 -
Britney Spears got an upskirt shot taken of her while emerging from a car (as all great crotch shots are) about two weeks ago, and another days later. Not surprising, as she’s now in the company of Paris and Lindsay, or as I like to call them, “The Three Skanks.” In fact, it was inevitable, as Paris and Lindsay have all had their nether regions exposed to the flash of the paparazzi’s tools of the trade. I was surprised at how easily I found the pic. Normally when you wanna find shots like that you have to wade through a bunch of porn sites first.
When I was younger, and when Britney just emerged as a pop princess, I dreamed of this moment. Now that I’ve seen it, I’m not impressed, especially knowing that it used to be K-Fed’s stomping grounds. I’m just as disappointed as when I saw that boob shot of Halle Berry in Swordfish. Girl scorches the earth real good though. The first one was with panties, the second was without. Makes me think she wants crotch shots of her. Britney’s gotten a lot of bad press lately, mostly relating to her “parenting skills.” In fact, I can’t remember the last time I’ve read something good about her. And this won’t help to improve her image. And she wants to win her custody battle with K-Fed? Not unless she’s gonna influence the jury “Basic Instinct” style.
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Gela Says:
December 9th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Touche.
Donald Douglas Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 1:45 am
I suppose dumping Federline was the start back to respectability — but she needs to strap her kids in baby seats. That’s the real clincher for me, being a parent (who’s religious about securing kids in those safety boosters).
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Melody Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 9:18 am
As far as we know, Paris & Lindsay aren’t moms. Britney is. If she noh want de responsibility of settin’ example fe dem pickney, then wha’ mek she goh get involved?!
Enemy of the Republic Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Neither Kevin Fed X or Britany win any parental model awards. I too, was bothered by her “exposure” and normally I couldn’t care less. The girl is not stable. The judge will have a tough time deciding–hope there are good grandparents or aunts.
Island Spice Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
she’s a mom now .. twice over. she needs to act like one. shame, shame, shame…
owen Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
I don’t blame her the car was low to the ground, probably a lambo and so it pretty hard to get out and she didn’t have any panties on, ship happens. because she’s rich and famous doesn’t make her any less human or her pussy any less real.
Mad Bull Says:
December 10th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
Owen, I love your comment!
Leon, did you do some graphical work on the picture? I don’t see jack ship of a crotch in this picture at all!
I know you sorta bun fyah pon nudity in blogs, based on some of your comments elsewhere, so did you doctor the photo to hide that which makes the picture worth anything at all?
Crankyputz Says:
December 11th, 2006 at 11:51 am
I just don’t get why they find underwear so tiresome, there are so many options of barley there underwear, how hard would it be to get some???
Mighty Afroditee Says:
December 11th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Sigh. The woman jus’ living she life, and she under a microscope like a germ. I doh give too hoots if she wanna wear drawers or not, or who she hangs out wid. I ain’t looking at she crotch, and shame on the photogs who took the pics. I am in no position to judge she. Wha’ dey seh ’bout stones and such?
Leon Says:
December 11th, 2006 at 9:52 pm
I didn’t doctor the photo, and I don’t really bun fyah pon nudity in blogs. I just didn’t want to post anything too raunchy. For the hardcore pics, click here.