Categories: Celebrity

Britney Spears got an upskirt shot taken of her while emerging from a car (as all great crotch shots are) about two weeks ago, and another days later. Not surprising, as she’s now in the company of Paris and Lindsay, or as I like to call them, “The Three Skanks.” In fact, it was inevitable, as Paris and Lindsay have all had their nether regions exposed to the flash of the paparazzi’s tools of the trade. I was surprised at how easily I found the pic. Normally when you wanna find shots like that you have to wade through a bunch of porn sites first.

When I was younger, and when Britney just emerged as a pop princess, I dreamed of this moment. Now that I’ve seen it, I’m not impressed, especially knowing that it used to be K-Fed’s stomping grounds. I’m just as disappointed as when I saw that boob shot of Halle Berry in Swordfish. Girl scorches the earth real good though. The first one was with panties, the second was without. Makes me think she wants crotch shots of her. Britney’s gotten a lot of bad press lately, mostly relating to her “parenting skills.” In fact, I can’t remember the last time I’ve read something good about her. And this won’t help to improve her image. And she wants to win her custody battle with K-Fed? Not unless she’s gonna influence the jury “Basic Instinct” style.