Info: November 23, 2006 Posted by: Leon 11 comments

It’s Thanksgiving time again, or Turkey Day as it’s affectionately called, or as the Native Americans call it, “Paleface steal land of ancestors” Day. Another year of turkey genocide. Did you know that over 45 million turkeys are killed in the U.S. for Thanksgiving? Time to stuff yourselves silly like those carcasses you’ll be gobbling down. I tell you, Thanksgiving must do for Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers what Christmas does for Toys ‘R Us and Wal-Mart. Despite our non-American status, we Jamaicans can appreciate a good spread. And those generous helpings of turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes and gravy make me almost envy Americans right now. Almost.

Though in the shadow of Christmas (which holiday isn’t?), Thanksgiving is still celebrated as a time to give thanks for everything you have, time for uncomfortable family gatherings, and remembering the pilgrims, though in this godless world, I’m surprised they haven’t had some kind of movement to remove the religious element out of Thanksgiving like they did with Christmas. Maybe the religious elements in Thanksgiving aren’t as strong as they are in Christmas. Or maybe people just don’t care. I read a news article where a 3rd grade teacher dressed as a pilgrim walked into class and took the students’ stuff, claiming he “discovered” them. Great way to show how the Indians must’ve felt like.

At the 59th anniversary of the National Thanksgiving Turkey presentation, President Bush granted a pardon to turkeys Flyer and Fryer, who will serve as honorary Grand Marshals for Disneyland’s Annual Thanksgiving Day Parade. Great Bush. America still doesn’t like you. Maybe the vegans will. Perhaps they will if you give the soldiers in Iraq a pardon. What am I thankful for? Aside from the generic stuff (family, friends, health, etc), I’m thankful for you guys, my faithful readers. I can hear the collective “aww”s already. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, and then go back to being ungrateful tomorrow, complaining that your job doesn’t pay well enough and your spouse doesn’t cater to your needs and so on. So, what are you thankful for?

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