My thoughts on…Mike Tyson: Male Gigolo

November 17th 2006 -


It’s painful to see a great man fall from grace. To see him lose all the respect, wealth and status that he spent so much of his life attaining.

This is not one of those times.

Mike Tyson, former Wold Heavyweight Champion, convicted rapist and professed cannibal, has agreed to be a prosti…sorry, “male escort” for Heidi Fleiss’. He will be Fleiss’ “big stallion” at her newly legalized brothel for women, aptly named “Heidi’s Stud Farm.” Her brothel is legal? What the…? And when did she get out? Proof that you can get away with murder (or flesh peddling) if you’ve got the cash to back it up. I hate that broad. If I had the chance, I’d plant a metal rod on her she wouldn’t like (no innuendo intended).

Anyway, she told Tyson, “You’re going to be my big stallion.’ It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.” Of course. No man would want his girl violated and chewed up by a raging psycho. Tyson says he doesn’t care what any man thinks, as “it’s every man’s dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.” I don’t have much sympathy for the man. His extravagant spending put him in this position. Now instead of being a media whore, he’s just a plain whore.

Someone give the man a dollar. Maybe one of those A-list celebs could adopt him, or maybe he could star in his own reality show, or something. And isn’t anyone else concerned that he’s a convicted rapist? Ladies, just make sure that you don’t let him nibble your ears, or suck your toes, or let his mouth come in contact with your body in any way. I can tell that this is going to end badly.

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9 Responses on “My thoughts on…Mike Tyson: Male Gigolo”


  1. cooldestiny Says:

    I tell you, your blog is my source for news. I didn’t hear about this one or see it on E! or anywhere else. Poor Mike. I actually feel sorry for him. He should have opted for a reality show. If Mr T can get one, then he should be too.

    No way I’d be paying to sleep with Mike Tyson, I’d sooner become a lesbian!!


  2. Stunner Says:

    LOL. I never heard that bit o’ news! That’s a real fall from grace.


  3. brian423 Says:

    Tyson is a thug, so I don’t blame you for hating him. But what harm did Heidi Fleiss ever do to you or the rest of society? Why shouldn’t consensual, adult prostitution be perfectly legal?


  4. Maritza Says:

    blogmad knockout punch!

    I feel more sorry for Mike than anything else.


  5. ANO Says:

    I believe the Brothel is located in Neveda where it’s legal. Prostitues there have to under go regular STD testing.

    Heidi was a smart woman but should have paid her taxes.


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  7. Leon Says:

    Thanks for the info ANO. I had no idea brothels were legal there. And Brian 423, I don’t like Heidi ’cause she’s not only a ho, she’s a tax evading ho with no conscience. And if you don’t see anything wrong with prostitution, I have nothing more to say to you.


  8. Abeni Says:

    Sad,actually. But I bet you he will get women willing enough to be serviced by him.


  9. Mighty Afroditee Says:

    All that I can say is..YUCK!!!!

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