Info: November 17, 2006 Posted by: Leon 9 comments

It’s painful to see a great man fall from grace. To see him lose all the respect, wealth and status that he spent so much of his life attaining.

This is not one of those times.

Mike Tyson, former Wold Heavyweight Champion, convicted rapist and professed cannibal, has agreed to be a prosti…sorry, “male escort” for Heidi Fleiss’. He will be Fleiss’ “big stallion” at her newly legalized brothel for women, aptly named “Heidi’s Stud Farm.” Her brothel is legal? What the…? And when did she get out? Proof that you can get away with murder (or flesh peddling) if you’ve got the cash to back it up. I hate that broad. If I had the chance, I’d plant a metal rod on her she wouldn’t like (no innuendo intended).

Anyway, she told Tyson, “You’re going to be my big stallion.’ It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.” Of course. No man would want his girl violated and chewed up by a raging psycho. Tyson says he doesn’t care what any man thinks, as “it’s every man’s dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.” I don’t have much sympathy for the man. His extravagant spending put him in this position. Now instead of being a media whore, he’s just a plain whore.

Someone give the man a dollar. Maybe one of those A-list celebs could adopt him, or maybe he could star in his own reality show, or something. And isn’t anyone else concerned that he’s a convicted rapist? Ladies, just make sure that you don’t let him nibble your ears, or suck your toes, or let his mouth come in contact with your body in any way. I can tell that this is going to end badly.

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