My thoughts on…Britney and K-Fed’s breakup
November 8th 2006 -
Yes friends, the moment the media has been waiting for (and us as well) has arrived, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have finally broken up. And guess how he found out? Via text message! Ouch! Watch the news here! Britney stated the all too popular “irreconcilable differences”, but we all know why don’t we? It’s because she finally recovered from the drunkenness of love and realised that Mr. Spears was doing nothing better than riding her coattails to stardom and using her uterus to ensure his grip on her. Why do you think a 28 year-old male would want so many babies so fast? I don’t even want my first kid until I turn 30!
Don’t believe me? Someone close to Spears said, “She tried to support him as much as she could, but at the end of the day she realized it wasn’t best for her and her children (to stay).” Too bad she realized so late. A two year marriage and all so has to show for it is a halted career, a few stretch marks and the spawn of the redneck Vanilla Ice. Britney says that she doesn’t want spousal support (like she’d ever) and requests that her assets be made separate from her husband’s. Fed-Ex, as the media now calls him, hasn’t said much, or maybe he has and the media just doesn’t care to cover it. He seems to be taking it pretty hard. I’d feel the same if my walking bank of a wife left me.
But should we really make light of this? I mean, marriage is a sacred institution, a contract made between God and man for two people to give themselves to each other, for their lives to become one. Its very disheartening to see one fall apart, and…oh, wait. This is Hollywood. Never mind. I kinda wanted this one to work, but like most of its movies nowadays, Hollywood disappoints me yet again. I guess its ok to stop hating him now. Oh right, he’ll still be rapping. Well Britney, we await your next well-planned and totally not impulse-driven marriage. As for K-Fed, guess it’s back to the trailer park! Maybe you can get work as John Cena’s punching bag.
Say No to Crack Says:
November 9th, 2006 at 3:00 am
Great point! As much as I dislike Britney, it would be a travesty if K-Fed walked away with alimony and/or custody.
Abeni Says:
November 9th, 2006 at 8:06 am
Lol@Fed-ex. Seriously though who didn’t expect this?
cooldestiny Says:
November 9th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Well, it’s about time and lasted longer than I thought. She would have been better off staying married to that dude she divorced after 24 hrs. Do we see a reconciliation with her and Justin Timberlake …. what says you???
Karen Mc Cullagh Says:
November 9th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Cameron Diaz should feel nervous now!
Mighty Afroditee Says:
November 9th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
He does not even have a career to think of, as his album debuted at #151 (out of 200)on the charts. He will be nothing but fodder for the amusement of late night comedians, and the constant punchline for jokes.
BTW: Your word verifications are HARD! Sometimes I feel as if I am doing an examination to copy the letters. Lawd.
Joy Says:
November 9th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
They are times like these when you wonder if Britney actually has some kind of brains. In any case, I’m glad that she realized the relationship was not a good one.
Ricardo Says:
November 10th, 2006 at 2:15 am
K-Fed or Fed-ex is slated to be on WWE programing until New Years. Plenty of time for a beat down I’d say.
As for Spears, she will never, in my opinion, be hot again.
Kren Says:
November 10th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
That was great writing actually. I especially liked the “redneck vanilla ice” part.
jillbeth Says:
November 11th, 2006 at 8:53 am
Text-messaging a breakup? How immature! No one deserves that!
David Kim Says:
November 13th, 2006 at 12:42 am
Britney should have signed a pre-nuptial agreement and should have made K-Fed sign it too. That ditzy girl thought she was in true love when they got married. Now that stupid loser is going to get half her fortune.
Sharon Says:
November 14th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
He’s trailer trash. And she was beginning to look trailer trash. Sooner or later, a girl’s just got to make a decision to move out of the park.
John Cena should have pounded on him more. It’s not that K-Fed would have lost more brain cells. He didnt have much to start with.
Dr. D. Says:
November 15th, 2006 at 8:56 am
Cho….kiss teet…
Adryenn Ashley Says:
February 25th, 2007 at 12:52 am
Oh no, she did sign a prenup!!!
Nearly 70% of all marriages that end are due to financial stress. Add to that crushing statistic that divorce has not only become acceptable, but nearly inevitable! Why? Because we as a society don’t take the time to do the work up front to ensure lifelong happiness. In fact, many smart, single girls revert back to schoolgirl fantasies once the ring goes on their finger. Faster than their guy can get up off of bended knee, these girls are pulling out the bridal magazines and obsessing over napkins and cake flavors. Combining two well-lived lives requires as much attention, more in fact, as planning a fairytale wedding. So Every Single Girl’s Guide To Her Future Husband’s Last Divorce is my contribution to all future second wives out there so they can learn the ropes without getting in the ring. We owe it to ourselves and our families to protect our ASSets!
And she didn’t miss that point. I’m sure her people were all over her for getting hitched in Vegas without a PreNup!!!
And K-Fed is still going to get child support. Don’t you worry about that! The State of California is dying for money and they get hefty kickbacks from the Feds for collecting child support. They could fund a whole office on the incentives they’d get just for Guideline support she’d have to pay.
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