Nearly 70% of all marriages that end are due to financial stress. Add to that crushing statistic that divorce has not only become acceptable, but nearly inevitable! Why? Because we as a society don’t take the time to do the work up front to ensure lifelong happiness. In fact, many smart, single girls revert back to schoolgirl fantasies once the ring goes on their finger. Faster than their guy can get up off of bended knee, these girls are pulling out the bridal magazines and obsessing over napkins and cake flavors. Combining two well-lived lives requires as much attention, more in fact, as planning a fairytale wedding. So Every Single Girl’s Guide To Her Future Husband’s Last Divorce is my contribution to all future second wives out there so they can learn the ropes without getting in the ring. We owe it to ourselves and our families to protect our ASSets!

And she didn’t miss that point. I’m sure her people were all over her for getting hitched in Vegas without a PreNup!!!

And K-Fed is still going to get child support. Don’t you worry about that! The State of California is dying for money and they get hefty kickbacks from the Feds for collecting child support. They could fund a whole office on the incentives they’d get just for Guideline support she’d have to pay.

John Cena should have pounded on him more. It’s not that K-Fed would have lost more brain cells. He didnt have much to start with.

As for Spears, she will never, in my opinion, be hot again.

BTW: Your word verifications are HARD! Sometimes I feel as if I am doing an examination to copy the letters. Lawd.