My thoughts on…the release of Jackass Number Two
Some are born stupid, some achieve stupidity, and others have stupidity thrust upon them. I don’t know which one applies to Johnny Knoxville and the other man whores of Jackass, but it definately applies. Jackass Number Two opened in theatres yesterday, to the disdain of movie critics and to the delight of sadistic moviegoers everywhere. In fact, the movie actually made dead critics roll in their graves. Really, it did. When I first saw Jackass the Movie, I was horrified beyond belief, and I’ve seen some pretty horrible things, trust me. I was also outraged that this could pass as a movie. My finger was on the remote, but I just couldn’t press. It was so monumentally bad that I couldn’t look away. It was like watching someone climb the Mount Everest of stupidity.
“How can they possibly top the antics of Jackass One?”, you may ask. Well I hear they’re going to pleasure a horse and drink its “juice.” Yeah, I can feel the bile in the back of my throat too. These guys make Fear Factor look like it’s not even trying. And I know that despite the disclaimer, there will be a lot of injuries this weekend caused by white suburbanite kids trying to mimic their stunts. Oh to be young and drunk on delusions of invincibility. Despite what those pretentious middle-aged snobs and their opposable appendages have to say, this movie will be a hit, because lets face it, people like to see other people do stupid things. How do you think George Bush gets so much airtime?
I agree. So stupid, but yet can’t turn away.
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You realise you gonna send a couple of us to the movies to see how bad it was:)
With a name like this, I won’t waste any money!
Many love their kinda comedy — forget it, I’m not even sure if comedy is what they do.
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Jackass sucks. Johnny Knoxville sucks. It is utter crap!!!
Jackass movies? Gag gag and double gag!
excellent entry! i totally agree on everything you just said about the guys of Jackass and the movie. i think they’re really stupid and the stunts they do are so gross and horrifying but sometimes i end up watching the whole show. and you’re right about kids who would try to mimic and get hurt. this types of movies should get a higher rating than R. watching this movie would be a total waste of time and money.