My thoughts on…Whitney and Bobby’s breakup

September 18th 2006 -


Celebrity marriage. Not the most stable of institutions. Many of them dissolve before the ink dries on the marriage certificate. But many of them stand the test of time (as far as Hollywood goes), and have become household names. Tom and Nicole, Bruce and Demi, Whitney and Bobby. Well, the latter is more infamous than famous. But they will join the former two as couples that were, because after 14 years of marriage, Whitney has finally called it quits. She has filed for divorce from her longtime hubby Bobby Brown. That’s right guys! Whitney’s back on the market! Any takers? Anyone? C’mon! Hey there Osama! I see that AK-47!

I think it’s about time she left the guy, though the damage has aleady been done. He was more trouble than he was worth. Still there is something to be said about having a lover and a personal drug dealer rolled into one. At least we won’t have anymore of “I’ve had to dig a doodie bubble out of your butt.” I wonder if she heard about Osama’s crush on her and left Bobby for him. I guess there’s something about militant men, or is that military men? Plus I hear there’s tons of opium over there. I expect a lengthy custody battle over all that crack. Oh, and the kids. I guess they’re of some value too, but the last time I checked a kid couldn’t get you 20 bucks a gram.

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6 Responses on “My thoughts on…Whitney and Bobby’s breakup”


  1. Melody Says:

    Hopefully, their daughter has a strong support system. She deserves it. She’s just a kid.


  2. Mad Bull Says:

    Leon, you cold, you know, star! :)


  3. Shotta M Says:

    Wow, well it was interesting while it lasted.


  4. Abeni Says:

    Am crushed.Doesn’t anybody stay together anymore.Just kidding:)


  5. Gela's Words Says:

    Lol. MadBull, I was reading and thinking the same thing. OhmiGod, Leon, haha.


  6. cooldestiny Says:

    Whitney is such a disappointment. And it’s sad that her lovely daughter has to suffer through this. Whitney should have left years ago. I can’t believe sex is what kept her with him all this time.

    LOL at the Osama comment. Somehow though, in my sick twisted mind, she would be better off with Osama than she ever was with Bobby.

    I’m so bad!!

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