Categories: Celebrity

Celebrity marriage. Not the most stable of institutions. Many of them dissolve before the ink dries on the marriage certificate. But many of them stand the test of time (as far as Hollywood goes), and have become household names. Tom and Nicole, Bruce and Demi, Whitney and Bobby. Well, the latter is more infamous than famous. But they will join the former two as couples that were, because after 14 years of marriage, Whitney has finally called it quits. She has filed for divorce from her longtime hubby Bobby Brown. That’s right guys! Whitney’s back on the market! Any takers? Anyone? C’mon! Hey there Osama! I see that AK-47!

I think it’s about time she left the guy, though the damage has aleady been done. He was more trouble than he was worth. Still there is something to be said about having a lover and a personal drug dealer rolled into one. At least we won’t have anymore of “I’ve had to dig a doodie bubble out of your butt.” I wonder if she heard about Osama’s crush on her and left Bobby for him. I guess there’s something about militant men, or is that military men? Plus I hear there’s tons of opium over there. I expect a lengthy custody battle over all that crack. Oh, and the kids. I guess they’re of some value too, but the last time I checked a kid couldn’t get you 20 bucks a gram.