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My thoughts on…Paris Hilton’s attempt at celibacy

September 14th 2006 -

Paris Hilton broke her one year vow of celibacy the other day, to the surprise of absolutely no one. (If only she made a vow of media celibacy.) When I heard the news, I was extremely pessimistic. In fact, I fought to hold back the laughter. Paris Hilton, whose crotch has seen more action than a WWII vet on the front line, remain sex free for 365 1/4 days? Her reason? “Just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself.” Well, she didn’t, and her sacred vow lasted a full 21 days. Way to inspire those little misguided little girls that look up to you Ms. Hilton.

Paris, do the math, which I doubt you can, because you said you had sex with only two men in your lifetime. Three weeks is a far cry from one year. And when she broke it, she couldn’t help but ho it up, groping, grinding and finally getting it on in their limo with Blink 182’s Travis Barker, giving onlookers a grand show. I can’t blame her for breaking her vow prematurely. If she kept it, the media would forget about her, and being a ho is her only claim to fame. That and being filthy rich of course. Besides, she needed another STD to add to her collection.

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12 Responses on “My thoughts on…Paris Hilton’s attempt at celibacy”

1. 
   Sandal Showcase Says:
   September 14th, 2006 at 8:34 pm

   Haha..i am a Paris Hilton fan, but i had to say that your piece was very well written …it was hilarious!

2. 
   Abeni Says:
   September 14th, 2006 at 9:07 pm

   Anything for publicity.She shoulda try for one month

3. 
   lilfeathers2000 Says:
   September 15th, 2006 at 1:29 am

   I like that Media celibracy. Great idea.

4. 
   Donald Douglas Says:
   September 15th, 2006 at 10:12 am

   All right! Media celibacy! You’re a riot, Leon!

   Burkean Reflections

5. 
   Melody Says:
   September 15th, 2006 at 10:23 am

   Naw, ah wouldn’t bash her. Her song’s nice; it changed mi opinion about her lackin’ real talent — she’s got a lil suppem-suppem.

6. 
   Ricardo Says:
   September 16th, 2006 at 1:08 pm

   I can’t for the life of me understand why she remains in the limelight, even with the sexual escapades. Just do another porno and release it on DVD.

7. 
   Ri Says:
   September 17th, 2006 at 9:16 pm

   When I hear the Hiltons’ names on TV, I just wait for the story to finish, to be honest. I think she looks a bit mental, really.

8. 
   Stunner Says:
   September 18th, 2006 at 12:08 am

   I am guessing you are not a “fan” of Paris, lol!

   I agree, I wouldn’t mind her going on a Media Celibacy myself!

9. 
   El Charolastra Says:
   September 18th, 2006 at 10:07 am

   paris who?

10. 
    Gela's Words Says:
    September 19th, 2006 at 9:06 pm

    “media celibacy” Leon you’re too funny. Give the poor girl a break. Not!!!!

    What did Melody say? she has a likkle talent? Well to be fair, I haven’t heard the so call reggae song, but after hearing her warble Happy Birthday to Hugh, didn’t think I need to listen. Melody yu sure?

11. 
    MC Says:
    September 20th, 2006 at 12:29 am

    I heard that Paris Hilton’s new endevour is to sleep with more people than Madonna did. She should be completing that task sometime in early November of this year.

12. 
    Taylor2nd Says:
    September 20th, 2006 at 11:49 am

    she annosys me.. she’s really not pretty i mean maybe attractive and i better be drunk right now for saying that.. but i dont see what the deal with parris is.. look on her body.. plz

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