My thoughts…on stuff

My thoughts on…the assbra

September 5th 2006 -

“I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny”

-Sir Mix-A-Lot, I Like Big Butts

Guess what ladies? Wonderbra has invented panties with pads in the back that will give women a more rounded backside. So all you women with little or no “junk in the trunk,” (white women, this means you), can now compete with those black and hispanic women causing your boyfriends’ eyes to wander. Yes Becky, big butts are in now. Gone are the days when a girl was mocked for having plentiful assets. If a girl asks “Does my butt look big?” and you answer “yes”, you’re actually paying her a compliment. This is all thanks to J-Lo and the countless black women who showed off what their mamas gave ‘em. But I’ve gotta give props to the white women with formidable posteriors. Maybe they’re some of the few who don’t count calories while eating a fruit salad.

But before you girls rush to store shelves, think. Will the attraction last after the guy cops a feel and realizes the booty he fell in love with is fake? Then again, I’ve never known a woman whose fake breasts caused her to lose a man, so I guess the same principle should apply. My girlfriend packs tons o’ booty. That’s one of the reasons I talked to her in the first place. Don’t tell her that though. She thinks it’s because of her “personality.” Saturday night, she was complaining to me that she was having trouble finding the right pair of jeans because her butt was too big. So you see girls, having a big butt is not all it’s cracked up to be. Nah! Just trying to make you feel better. Big butts are awesome!

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11 Responses on “My thoughts on…the assbra”

1. 
   ariadneK, Ph.D. Says:
   September 5th, 2006 at 6:39 pm

   Great post.

   I think it’s pathetic how people will wear something to “make ‘em got what’s not”. I mean, SHIT: I’d love to be a booty-packin’ babe (especially a black one, because black girls just have terrific skin and bodies in general), but I’ll suffice with just being plain ol’ me and get over it. Non-packin’ white butts like mine just aren’t too cool though, I admit.

   Congrats to you for having a wonderful girlfriend.

2. 
   Maritza Says:
   September 5th, 2006 at 7:04 pm

   Finally! I’m one of those rare Latins that has a small butt. Now I can load up the trunk with some junk.

   Have you noticed that small chested girls have big butts and big chested girls have no butt? Why is that? Is it to maintain our balance when walking?

3. 
   Melody Says:
   September 5th, 2006 at 8:05 pm

   It mightn’t benefit anyone 2 wear that stuff in seekin’ a man. He’d prob’ly feel disappointed & deceived.

4. 
   Gina R Johnson Says:
   September 5th, 2006 at 11:42 pm

   You’ve GOT to be kidding.

5. 
   Peety Says:
   September 6th, 2006 at 1:11 am

   MMMMM

   I am trying to get my booty a little smaller..

   I think an ass should be FIRM and packing MUSCLE, no flab ….

   Funny post as usual Leon..

   Wishing you a wonderful day..
   Blogmad Hit and Vote..

6. 
   Abeni Says:
   September 6th, 2006 at 6:30 pm

   No thanks.I don’t have much of anything but I don’t get any complaints

7. 
   Dr. D. Says:
   September 6th, 2006 at 7:07 pm

   I hate fake anything……

8. 
   Gela's Words Says:
   September 6th, 2006 at 9:29 pm

   love this post. Well, lots of women (self included) wear padded bra without any complaints. Padded bottoms will take some getting used to. Don’t think I want to go there though

9. 
   Keith Says:
   September 6th, 2006 at 11:05 pm

   I like “Butts” but not that big… hahahaha

10. 
    Mad Bull Says:
    September 7th, 2006 at 7:54 am

    The assbra is a dumb idea. More fire!

11. 
    Jill Says:
    September 9th, 2006 at 9:40 am

    You can hate all you want, but I think that it is ingenious!!!

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