Categories: Current Events

Crikey! Steve Irwin, better known as “The Crocodile Hunter,” was killed yesterday after being stung by a stingray in the heart. Didn’t see that coming now did you? I and most people thought that a pissed off croc would be the one to take him out. I was shocked when I heard the news. I loved Steve Irwin, and I say that without fear of homosexual connotations. He was a good-natured guy that loved animals and the environment. The khaki-clad daredevil often tangled with some of the world’s deadliest creatures. He was beloved around the world, with half a billion people tuning in to his show to see some good ol’ man-on-croc action, and donated a significant portion of the show’s earnings to help preserve the environment he loved so much. I always thought the man was crazy, but hey, we all love watching a crazy person. That there was a real man, and a lot of the punks making light of his death would wet themselves if they spend a minute in his shoes. At least he went out doing what he loved, and no crocs got the best of him! My condolences to his wife and children. R.I.P. mate!